Funny Picture Thread

[bubblegoose]

Remember to perform safe posting

 

[CHBench]

Thou shalt shit brix.

 

[CHBench]

Oh yeah, save the whales.

Peace.

 

[StFly]

Serious business. I'd do what he says man!

Save the trees...perhaps.

 

[bubblegoose]

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[Squizz]

Closing time makes people lose their sense of reality:

 

[Armitage2Riewoldt]

Haha took this classic pic in Bali of some ******ed translation.

Will up it later cos I have no idea where the camera is.

 

[Squizz]

Like this?

Or maybe?

And an old favourite :

 

[bubblegoose]

Hey look, a guy that looks like a thumb:

 

[Squizz]

 

[Squizz]

 

[StFly]

Or maybe you'd prefer children's shows not being so innocent?

CAREBEAR STARE!

 

[Michael Scarn]

 

[Michael Scarn]

 

[bubblegoose]

Trying not to be too distasteful but the tatt looks like a zombie

 

[Squizz]

Trying not to be too distasteful but the tatt looks like a zombie

If he loved her that much he should have been able to withstand a bit more pain to give her red lips and white teeth!!!

And whilst we are on it, she only had one eyebrow, her hair was not made from wire sourced from the animal enclosure, and her nose did not have its own postcode.

"In memory of the living dead" was not at all inappropriate I'm afraid BBG.

 

[Squizz]

I know it's not a funny pic, but anyways:

As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the work poo is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

Crop Dusting - When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

Fly By - The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a Frequent Flyer. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

Escapee - A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poo in a cubicle. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

Jailbreak - When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the cubicle until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

Courtesy Flush - The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This reduces the amount of airtime the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the Walk of Shame.

Walk of Shame - Walking from the cubicle, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the Courtesy Flush.

Out of the Closet Pooer - A colleague who poos at work and is proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom.

Pooing Friends Network (PFN) - A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Pooers, and identify Safe Havens.

Safe Havens - A seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the female gender. This will reduce the odds of a Out of the Closet Pooer or T.u.r.d Burglar entering the bathroom.

T.u.r.d Burglar - Someone who does not realise that you are in the cubicle and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the cubicle until the T.u.r.d Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

Camo-Cough - A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a cubicle. This can be used to cover-up a Watermelon, or to alert potential T.u.r.d Burglars.

Watermelon - A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See Camo-Cough.

Omelete - A case of diarrhoea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough.

Uncle Ted - A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty.

 

[Innapropriate]

loltards get me every time

 

[THEROO 09]

loltards get me every time

I did'nt think the Addams family were still around

 

[Squizz]

Got a picture this time!



The Theory of Intelligence

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.

And when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

 

[Armitage2Riewoldt]

Argh, I was a **** burglar once.

On the way back to bali, needed to go to the toilet. 3 were occupied, one was vacant. So I open the door to the vacant one, some chicks in there starting to stand up. I'm like 'errrrr my bad!' and close the door.

Funniest and most embarrassing thing ever.

Not really my fault, I mean, how hard can it be to slide a latch along? Still, was awkward when she walked out...

 

[krusden]

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I love cyanide and happiness

 

[bubblegoose]

I love cyanide and happiness

Fine taste indeed krusden! I only recently stumbled across all their archived strips - there's some absolute magic in there.

 

[StFly]

I see your cyanide and happiness and raise you an xkcd.

 

[Squizz]