Funny

[yetsla]

A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the Following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 peach
1 plum
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 potato
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 box of cereal
1 frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says "single huh?"

The girl smile sheepishly and replies, "How did you guess?"

He says, "'cause you're ugly"

 

[lozstar]

err. funny... i think?

 

[Kane McGoodwin]

More suited to ScouseCat's jokes thread on the General Board.

 

[TheWackedYak]

love it!!