Future results predictions

[austinnn]

I've never thought of doing this sort of thing before so I'm not sure if it already exists. If so, I guess mine will be unused and drop away.

But what do you guys think the 9 results and ladder after rd 2 will be?

I'll go with:

PIES comfortably beat Tigers
SWANS humiliate Dogs
CROWS annihilate Hawks
GIANTS scrape home against Suns
SAINTS narrowly beat Eagles
BOMBERS comfortably beat Lions (not sure if it won't be the reverse)
CATS comfortably beat Roos
DEMONS smash Blues
POWER destroy Dockers

Ladder:
CROWS
DEMONS
CATS
POWER
BOMBERS
TIGERS
EAGLES
LIONS
SWANS
GIANTS
SAINTS
SUNS
ROOS
DOCKERS
HAWKS
BLUES

Talking points in the aftermath:
The End of the Hawthorn Era
How marvellous Eddie Betts is
The amazing Essendon Bombers are back and better than ever
Are the Bulldogs ever going to be pulled in for illegal disposal?
Giants win another Plastic Derby but Suns are rising
Prognosis of death at Geelong proved premature
Lolmond
The Saints against the odds win in the West
Ross Lyon will never get the dockers to another final

 

[Paratus78]

I wish I had your optimism for us against the WCE!

 

[Melksham2Siposs]

Pies nudge Tigs
Swans beat Dogs in match of round
Crows do us a solid
Eagles humiliate us
Lions deflate Bomber hype
Roos beat Cats in upset
Dees crucifty Blues
Port go on an offensive rampage verse dull Dockers

 

[theprospect]

The amazing Essendon Bombers are back and better than ever

lolololol

 

[Saintos The ITK]

I can't get over how brave some teams are.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Rnd 2 predictions.

i'll drink too much.
i'll swear at the umpires being cheating biased bastards in Perth.
we will probably lose.
Life will go on.

 

[Keg on legs]

Round 2 predictions

We will get thumped

The baby will get thrown out with the bathwater

 

[VDS66]

Last time any babies went out with the bath water, I was 15 and reading a stick mag in the tub...

 

[austinnn]

Aaaagggghh!!

I tip the Eagles, you hear me?? The EAGLES!! The Eagles will DEFINITELY beat the Saints, nothing surer.

Ffffffuuuuuuuuuu

 

[austinnn]

I promise to keep my tips to myself from now on, in fact I wont even think them. I am become the kiss of death.

 

[Brains Trust66]

Can I say the Swans and Magpies are gone , can't possibly make the eight from there , lmao , only joking but if we lose that will be the cry from some people . Just shows you it's a long season . I could be wrong but I think they play each other next week so one of them will be 0 - 3 hope it's the Magpies because that will be good for football , lol. They are going bad just like my tips , picked both Swans and Magpies to win their first two games . Going on my tipping effort so far the Eagles will win easily against the saints , I agree with austinnn who is obviously doing as well as me in the tipping . I took a gamble in the tipping and pre picked the first three or five rounds , I can't remember which . I'm picking I'm doing pretty bad, lol


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[lethalsaints]

West coast by plenty unfortunately...
Swans will be 1 n 4 after round 5.

 

[austinnn]

Can I say the Swans and Magpies are gone , can't possibly make the eight from there , lmao , only joking but if we lose that will be the cry from some people . Just shows you it's a long season . I could be wrong but I think they play each other next week so one of them will be 0 - 3 hope it's the Magpies because that will be good for football , lol. They are going bad just like my tips , picked both Swans and Magpies to win their first two games . Going on my tipping effort so far the Eagles will win easily against the saints , I agree with austinnn who is obviously doing as well as me in the tipping . I took a gamble in the tipping and pre picked the first three or five rounds , I can't remember which . I'm picking I'm doing pretty bad, lol


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I'm hoping against hope that Collingwood beat Sydney in round 3 and Buckley is granted a stay of execution for at least another week. The longer he coaches them the more time it'll take them to get themselves off the floor.

 

[Mighty_sainter]

Eagles by 10+ goals unfortunately

 

[Mowman]

Rnd 2 predictions

We will get smashed and the forum will MELT

 

[#1_pigeonracer]

Eagles by 10+ frees unfortunately

 

[pebblesofsand]

Tigers, Doggies then ummmm - can I have a day or two?

 

[Brains Trust66]

We have caused upsets before , I think back to the 80s when any win was an upset because we only had the three wins for the year. Yes we can do it or at least try our hardest because we are THE SAINTS.

It annoys me that some other people on another teams site is saying that some of our recruits are spuds after one game . Calling Carlisle a spud after a year out and one game , I don't think that's fair. Wait till the seasons over and then look back and then say how he went.

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[sammm]

I'm hoping against hope that Collingwood beat Sydney in round 3 and Buckley is granted a stay of execution for at least another week. The longer he coaches them the more time it'll take them to get themselves off the floor.

Even if pies lose next week, which i think they will. Eddie won't sack him next week. It wont be till later in the year

 

[sammm]

Unfortunately i think we'll lose. Hope its by 30 or less.

 

[nitewalker13]

It is really difficult to win against WCE in west.

I hope atleast we bring our A game and be competitive.

I dont want us to lose by 80-90 points where we score 40 points, Kennedy score 7 goals and WCE score 120 points.

 

[Keg on legs]

Even if pies lose next week, which i think they will. Eddie won't sack him next week. It wont be till later in the year

Imagine it tho...

Pies get shat all over. Buckley gets the lemonade and Sars.


Round 4, saints vs pies with Banger as pies stand in Coach.

 

[CursingFijian]

Just don't let the game start like it did last year. Where we looked like something less than witches hats. If we can compete and lose a hard fought battle I will be ok with that.


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[AuntieBarrels]

Tigers to beat the Pies in worst game of the round
Dogs to beat the swans in match of the round
Not sure about the rest yet

 

[austinnn]

Hey folks, I just came back from the future... anyone got an asprin? I'll take the box.

So I just did the ladder predictor thingo; I may or may not have been pretty generous with St Kilda.

In fairness I did try and chuck a few upsets in there, but I tried to be as rational and enemotional as possible.

I think the only thing this is good for is to realise how crazily optimistic I still am about our team and how one-eyed I am. Try it yourself and let us know the results! http://www.afl.com.au/ladder/ladder-predictor