Gameday: Plummeting Puffers v Coming Down Bombers

[Damp Squarie]

Can Jackie boy still play finals?
Will Goddard put on a clinic in an effort to become next years Puffer?
Who will win the battle of the clangers? Saad or Wines?

After being a shoe-in for a top four spot on the back of canny draft picks and a fixture even Carlton would be happy with, tonights battle at the Puffertress should see the return of the the nostalgic Tarps.

Dean Brogan

• Damp Squarie
• Jun 11, 2018
• 119 china chokers paer poort tarps

With the expected downturn in crowd numbers due to a massive choke from 2nd spot to 9th the Puffers are baying for Kerns blood. Expect to see "Hinkley To Baghdad" and "Koch to China"signs aplenty.
Free bananas will be handed out to the first 119 bogans...including Bombres

Tip: Bombers by 8 goals

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Port's only hope of playing finals is if they win and then
(a) Geelong lose to Gold Coast or
(b) Collingwood get suspended by ASADA (this is the more likely of the 2 options).

 

[Yidaki]

I'm here for the Goddard tears.

 

[juice t]

Port to launch a leadership challenge against Hinkley

 

[dees arent rabble]

Eddie will shut down any drug talk

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Port's only hope of playing finals is if they win and then
(a) Geelong lose to Gold Coast or
(b) Collingwood get suspended by ASADA (this is the more likely of the 2 options).

Gold Coast started the game at 2pm this afternoon. Current score is 0 3 3 to 0 1 1 (apparently they rushed a behind to Geelong but there wasn't an umpire there to give a free)

 

[brett15]

Port's only hope of playing finals is if they win and then
(a) Geelong lose to Gold Coast or
(b) Collingwood get suspended by ASADA (this is the more likely of the 2 options).

any chance of an Eddie McGuire impeachment to go with option b)?

 

[Damp Squarie]

Im looking forward to seeing how Peter Frampton goes, apparently he rocks.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

any chance of an Eddie McGuire impeachment to go with option b)?

That would be nice. But if he didn't lose his position after racially vilifying an opposition player, or wishing for someone to drown a female reporter, then it probably won't happen now.

 

[dees arent rabble]

Who wants to watch this pre game s**t.
We all want to hear about Collingwood on the glass bbq

 

[Dinsdale]

Gold Coast started the game at 2pm this afternoon. Current score is 0 3 3 to 0 1 1 (apparently they rushed a behind to Geelong but there wasn't an umpire there to give a free)

Stevic you useless idiot that's a 50m penalty to the sunnies!!

 

[brett15]

That would be nice. But if he didn't lose his position after racially vilifying an opposition player, or wishing for someone to drown a female reporter, then it probably won't happen now.

Darn you make some good points, Hird should have hired you as his Defence Attorney

 

[Good_Old]

Cool pre-game song, 'not giving in' eh?

 

[Reppie]

Commentary off.
Music on.

 

[Dinsdale]

Cool pre-game song, 'not giving in' eh?

It means all the other times they sqibbed it and gave in...anyhow hope they beat the scum

 

[Good_Old]

That would be nice. But if he didn't lose his position after racially vilifying an opposition player, or wishing for someone to drown a female reporter, then it probably won't happen now.

So drowning a male reporter would have been an okay thing to say?

 

[zackah]

MoralFinalists to beat PortTradeFail By 6 goals

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

So drowning a male reporter would have been an okay thing to say?

Depends which one.
If its Robbo or Damien Barrett, then the answer is yes.

 

[Dinsdale]

So drowning a male reporter would have been an okay thing to say?

Well both male and female reporters are dickless wonders so it's not really sexist.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Bwuce's two favourite teams. Who will the old flamer squeal for more?

 

[juice t]

Bwuce's two favourite teams. Who will the old flamer squeal for more?

Cyril

 

[richoatthedisco]

Cyril

AY!

 

[Good_Old]

Depends which one.
If its Robbo or Damien Barrett, then the answer is yes.

But Caro no?

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Cyril

maryjames dat u?

 

[Dinsdale]

But Caro no?

Dick or no dick?