Girls

[sbagman]

They make me so angry... yet I cannot stay away from them.

Dammit, why do they have to look so good?

(Sorry).

 

[PrideofSA]

hehe they are confusing but good!

 

[Carmelo Anthony]

Sex mate, sex.


The female body is the most beautiful thing in the world.

 

[PrideofSA]

Originally posted by Carmelo Anthony
Sex mate, sex.


The female body is the most beautiful thing in the world.

well said, good shape, nice and soft, great curves and little hair, very nice indeed.

 

[sbagman]

Originally posted by Carmelo Anthony
Sex mate, sex.


The female body is the most beautiful thing in the world.

Must agree. Italian women.... phwoar. Why do they ruin it with their personalities?

 

[PrideofSA]

Originally posted by sbagman
Must agree. Italian women.... phwoar. Why do they ruin it with their personalities?

and bodily hair

 

[sabre_ac]

Cant live with em.... cant live without em.

 

[skilts]

Despite all the feminist bulls***, which has such currency, because we are human, we have more in commion with the opposite sex than we dare to let on.

I acknowledge that this is unfashionable, but if we don't find a way to get on together we will cease to exist, as a species.

Is this a problem? Not sure.

Only advice I can give is that if you ever think you UNDERSTAND the opposite sex, you are almost invariably wrong.

We're not like real people, none of us.

 

[colin]

I'm sitting beside one right now.

She smells good

 

[CURVE]

Originally posted by colin
I'm sitting beside one right now.

She smells good

I had one for desert last night. They taste good too.

 

[Uncle Steve]

Originally posted by sabre_ac
Cant live with em.... cant live without em.

(cue Rowlf)

Ya can't live with 'em, ya can't live without 'em
There's somethin' irresistibilish about 'em
They made a monkey out of old King Kong
I hope that somethin' better comes along...

 

[otaku]

Originally posted by sabre_ac
Cant live with em.... cant live without em.

can live without worn out cliches tho

 

[Dogwatcher]

All I really want is girls
In the morning its girls,
and in the evening its girls

to clean up my room, to do the dishes...
and the bathroom
giiiiiiiiirrrrrlllllllsssssss

 

[Blues Angel]

Originally posted by PrideofSA
well said, good shape, nice and soft, great curves and little hair, very nice indeed.

Top comment that!!! Well said...we are nice (well I am anyway)

Perhaps Sbaggy is attracting the nice looking ones, but not the nice natured ones (bit like Shallow Hal)??


I dunno, just a thought!

 

[Mcchawk]

They cook and clean well

 

[colin]

Originally posted by DEVO
I had one for desert last night. They taste good too.

What flavour? You can't beat French vanilla

 

[sbagman]

Originally posted by Blues Angel
Perhaps Sbaggy is attracting the nice looking ones, but not the nice natured ones (bit like Shallow Hal)??

Just lookin'....

 

[fabulousphil]

If they didnt have a love pouch, you would throw sticks at them, not my words........ but a mates....... has some truth to it though.

 

[Grendel]

So they smell, look, taste and feel good? That's four of the five senses down. Now, how do they sound?... (there's always a spoiler to even the best ideas innit there)!

 

[Lockyer24]

HAHA

 

[Mooster7]

Originally posted by fabulousphil
If they didnt have a love pouch, you would throw sticks at them, not my words........ but a mates....... has some truth to it though.

I've always said that if they didn't have a pook they'd be extinct. They would be a mysterious creature buried deep within the fossil record. Most of the skeletal remains would exhibit heavy damage to the mandible.

Of course without women, we would still be living in caves, and these caves would be a shameful mess. The TV's would all be larger though. Sports weekends would be five days long too. Therre would be no one to fetch our beers, but no one counting them for us either. "Isn't that your sixth beer? How many are you going to have?" How many times have you heard that? Makes me want to say,

"Get in the fossil record, bitch!"

 

[mantis]

Originally posted by Mooster7
I've always said that if they didn't have a pook they'd be extinct. They would be a mysterious creature buried deep within the fossil record. Most of the skeletal remains would exhibit heavy damage to the mandible.

Of course without women,

There would be no babies, the species becomes extinct before it starts.

 

[Mooster7]

Originally posted by mantis
There would be no babies, the species becomes extinct before it starts.

But we would live SO much longer, it would even out the same.

 

[sabre_ac]

Originally posted by otaku
can live without worn out cliches tho

And poor attempt at snipes.....

 

[mantis]

Originally posted by sabre_ac
And poor attempt at snipes.....

Give him the addy for bigsniper.com, he will probably fit right in there.