Good advice

[sbagman]

Any good advice you've been given you've hung on to?

My grandmother's saying: fidarsi è buono, non fidarsi è meglio To trust is good, not to trust is better.

One from Mum : You can only change one person, and that's yourself. And even that's bloody hard.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Believe nothing of what you hear, and only half of what you see.

 

[Destructive]

The only person that you can embarress is yourself - I came up with that one myself.

 

[skilts]

Never do anyone a favour, they'll never forgive you.

 

[helen20]

create with your life

 

[crudbucket]

Never open a stubby with your teeth....

 

[Still Crowing]

Walk quietly but carry a big stick, and

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever

Kasey

 

[teddy3]

Write down five mistakes you've made a week... it shows that you're human...
...as in...
NOBODY IS PREFECT... oops I mean PERFECT!!!!

 

[Uncle Steve]

"Watch out where the huskies go,
and don't you eat that yellow snow"

- Frank Zappa

 

[Harry]

When you assume you make an ASS of of U and ME.

 

[sabre_ac]

Probally my favourite is from gladiator "What we do in life echo's and eternity"

That said any advice that has a underlying message of staying positive sits well with me.
For a long time I believed the sayin "The art of life is to enjoy a little and endure allot", while I believed that life seemed impossible.
You are what you believe, you create your own luck and attitude is everything.
ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD.

 

[Smokin]

"Remember - A kite flies highest into the wind, not with it."

dunno who said it or the exact wording.

But i like it as i have proven a few people very wrong on a couple major occasions.

 

[Captain Sensible]

If you argue with an idiot, pretty soon no-one can tell the difference.

 

[sandeano]

Life is like an octopus wearing a shirt. No matter how many arms it has, it still has to roll up the sleeves when it gets hot.

 

[Darky]

A Guinness a day turns your shit black and makes you fat.

 

[Stealth bomber]

You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

 

[Bee]

A wrap skirt, lace knickers and a windy day. Are not a good combination!