This is an oldie but a goodie.
A guy is sitting in the outer during the Grand Final.
It's 1/2 time and he can't believe that the seat next to him is still vacant.
He starts up a conversation with the guy sitting on the other side of the vacant seat "This is incredible" he says, "Who in their right mind would have a seat at the Grand Final and not use it"
The other guy says "Well actually, the seat belongs to my wife, she was supposed to come but she passed away. This is the first grand final we haven't been together since we were married in 1964"
"Oh ....I'm really sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or a relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?''
The man shakes his head "No they're all at the funeral."
A guy is sitting in the outer during the Grand Final.
It's 1/2 time and he can't believe that the seat next to him is still vacant.
He starts up a conversation with the guy sitting on the other side of the vacant seat "This is incredible" he says, "Who in their right mind would have a seat at the Grand Final and not use it"
The other guy says "Well actually, the seat belongs to my wife, she was supposed to come but she passed away. This is the first grand final we haven't been together since we were married in 1964"
"Oh ....I'm really sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or a relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?''
The man shakes his head "No they're all at the funeral."
