Greatest ever invention?

[fryingpan]

2 of the greatest inventions that have ever graced gods earth are:

a bed
chocolate coated almonds

how many times i've layed in bed on a cold wintery sunday afternoon eating chocolate coated almonds i do not know.

beds are just so great, i don't know where i'd be without my bed, probably would have topped myself if i didn't have a good bed.

and chocolate coated almonds are just so unbelievably delicious.

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[Anti_Gravity]

Women

 

[Scorpio]

Women

"Women are not people, they are devices built by the Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment"

 

[Kahuna]

 

[Sylvia Saint]

Definitely the Snooze Button.

 

[Crosby87]

Ring pulls.

Seriously. I hate can openers.

 

[The Dice Man]

The Bicycle.

It was the first step towards us becoming Cyborgs.

 

[True_Believer]

The Brazilian

 

[Mastablingbling]

Water > Food.

 

[Cleavy]

Zinc

 

[Leper]

Tampons

 

[Gabbie]

Contraceptive Pill
Remote Control
Chocolate cake
Booze
and
Air Conditioning

 

[Diego]

Ask a female and she will answer with vibrator.

 

[peternorth]

gives new meaning to "tempo" footy doesnt it?

 

[Kegs44]

Sliced Bread for sure

 

[red+black]

bigfooty.com

 

[AngelEyes]

the toilet.

 

[scotty13]

Alcohol and footy and mini skirts!

 

[ssreid]

rubber bands are useful

 

[IntheNet]

2 of the greatest inventions that have ever graced gods earth are...

I concur with many, #1 is a woman. and #2 is a good book... therefore if you can't find a good woman (or any woman for that matter) a good book is a close second.

 

[Leper]

And your right hand just pipped your left for the bronze?

 

[G.O.B]

Remote Controls.
Web Cam.
Whipper Snippers/Lawn Mowers.

 

[lebron]

Pants with pockets

 

[bigTed]

the internet

/nerd

 

[fairlight_cmi]

James Hird