Entertainment & Music Guido Hatzis

[hourn]

just downloaded a whole heap of Guido Hatzis stuff cause i haven't heard him for a while, and it just made me realize how funny he is.

some of those calls are asbolutely legendary!!

anyone else reckon hes great or just an excuse for comedy??

any particular favourite calls people have??


gotta be the toe truck driver or the "electric boogaloo" call. or the call to england.

 

[DaveW]

Originally posted by hourn

or the call to england.

Is that the one where he cals Buckingham palace? Thats histerical (sp?). The guy on the other end is just so pompous.

 

[dr nick]

crank yankers... Mondays... SBS 8:30

 

[hourn]

Re: Re: Guido Hatzis

Originally posted by DaveW

Is that the one where he cals Buckingham palace? Thats histerical (sp?). The guy on the other end is just so pompous.

yer thats the one, i was listening to that just before i posted it. its thats ****en funny

guido: "I told you before you deaf pommy **** allright i'm from australia"
pommy guy in posh voice: "I beg your pardon you can't speak to me like that"


guido: "the queen she come stay at my place allright, two day a week she can work at my nanna's fish and chip shop"
pommy guy: "thats redicilous"
guido: "mate it is redicilous, she'll get the sack if she steals any pickled onions"
pommy guy: "ooo i dont believe this"

 

[DaveW]

Re: Re: Re: Guido Hatzis

Originally posted by hourn

yer thats the one, i was listening to that just before i posted it. its thats ****en funny

Where do you download them?

 

[hourn]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Guido Hatzis

Originally posted by DaveW

Where do you download them?

just put into kazaa "Guido Hatzis" and up came about 50 different things.

 

[coxon]

Originally posted by nicko18
crank yankers... Mondays... SBS 8:30

ah.. yes.. funny show... with a funny name too..

re kazaa... just type in prank, calls etc etc.. and theres tonnes to download...

 

[rdhopkins2]

Whatever happened to Guido? His calls were hilarious.

Which ones were your favourites?

 

[Cleavy]

when I saw this thread was bumped, I assumed he had died... (my brain always jumping to the worst conclusion)

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Solid bump.

 

[perthblue]

i have sustained a breakdancing injury

 

[Plugger35]

He's just an excuse for comedy.

 

[perthblue]

"if you have a question about the royal family, I can write it down in the book"

"yeah write this down - why are they a bunch of ****s, QUESTION MARK"

 

[Big Cox 88]

I think I know why your angry...cos your husband's got your handbag.

 

[rdhopkins2]

 

[rdhopkins2]

 

[SugarShane]

My favourite is Echo, where he rings Korea and ends up speaking to his own voice on delay. He was pretty big back when I was in High School (ie, when this thread was created).

 

[Adzam]

Shit I remember this guy haha

 

[LennyStarkiller]

This is probably my favourite one

 

[SugarShane]

In our group at High School, Guido was Borat before Borat existed. When he was the bees knees you couldn't go a day without someone saying "Yeah mate," "Mate the name is Guido," or "I'm an Adonis mate."

 

[imadodgyumpire]

Tony Moclair might even be in his 50s. If not close to. He's gone past doing Guido I think.

 

[Carl Hooper]

Who

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Not sure he'd get away with this stuff these days. Remember him on Triple M. FTom Pascoe Vale, which is where I lived at the time.

 

[Jcpdragonx]

When he books a helicopter. "Who gets to sit in the ejection seat".

 

[Hard Ball Get]

This was my favourite that I remember.