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There is no doubting Half Ton Dad.
He reckons the Grapefruit Diet works.
And how abouts Half Ton Teenager. Wants to take a year off to diet.
And how abouts Half Ton Teenager's Mom. Half Ton Teenager asked his Mom to go easy on the Mustard while she was making a sandwich for him so she squirts half a bottle into his sandwich.
And how abouts Half Ton Dad's Doctor. Reckons that Half Ton Dad ate the equivalent of what you and I would eat in 2 weeks in a day. That's each and every day.
Now Half Ton Dad has been lounging around for the last 4 years unable to get up. Who fed him? Who wiped his arse? How could he afford to buy food if he hasn't been working for 4 years?
I wonder what Doctor Harry Unglik made of the fact that Half Ton Dad strained his back while trying to get up for the first time in some 4 and a half years.
Do you guys reckon that Half Ton Dad and Half Ton Mom will ever star in a porno together?
Devil Fish is now calling me Half Ton Friend.
Surely I'm not that fat.
Anyways I'm Hungry.
He reckons the Grapefruit Diet works.
And how abouts Half Ton Teenager. Wants to take a year off to diet.
And how abouts Half Ton Teenager's Mom. Half Ton Teenager asked his Mom to go easy on the Mustard while she was making a sandwich for him so she squirts half a bottle into his sandwich.
And how abouts Half Ton Dad's Doctor. Reckons that Half Ton Dad ate the equivalent of what you and I would eat in 2 weeks in a day.
That's each and every day.Now Half Ton Dad has been lounging around for the last 4 years unable to get up. Who fed him? Who wiped his arse? How could he afford to buy food if he hasn't been working for 4 years?
I wonder what Doctor Harry Unglik made of the fact that Half Ton Dad strained his back while trying to get up for the first time in some 4 and a half years.
Do you guys reckon that Half Ton Dad and Half Ton Mom will ever star in a porno together?
Devil Fish is now calling me Half Ton Friend.
Surely I'm not that fat.
Anyways I'm Hungry.
