Club History Happy Anniversary!!

[boncer34]

5000 days since we won a final, what a time to be alive. How are you planning on celebrating the anniversary? I'm thinking of buying a bottle of something of the same age and cracking it open. 14 years should be aged nicely.

Note: I got told this and haven't fact checked it at all so if its not the special 5000th day I apologise.

 

[Doss]

I think I have a 2004 cab sav somewhere here. May need to crack it open.

 

[boncer34]

I think I have a 2004 cab sav somewhere here. May need to crack it open.

Do you risk it now or do you save it for the 10,000th birthday?

 

[DapperDon]

WE DID IT!

 

[Doss]

Do you risk it now or do you save it for the 10,000th birthday?

Hmmm, so 2032. I don't know, I mean by then it might have spoiled, it will be 28 years old by then.

Crack it now I reckon.

 

[Phat Toni]

Sadly it's day 5017 since our last finals win..... but happy belated anniversary anyway.

Even more sadder is that there could be players born post that day who will play in our next finals win......

 

[Doss]

Actually, I've just realised, we haven't won a final since Sean Wellman retired. His fault.

I mean Mercs and Smokin Joe retired that year too, but who cares about them. All on Wellman I say.

 

[boncer34]

Sadly it's day 5017 since our last finals win..... but happy belated anniversary anyway.

Even more sadder is that there could be players born post that day who will play in our next finals win......

Ahh balls

 

[Mr Mojo Risin]

5000 days since we won a final, what a time to be alive. How are you planning on celebrating the anniversary? I'm thinking of buying a bottle of something of the same age and cracking it open. 14 years should be aged nicely.

Note: I got told this and haven't fact checked it at all so if its not the special 5000th day I apologise.

I reckon the club should sack someone to celebrate. Doesn’t matter who, maybe they can just draw straws. That would be fun for all and sum up how well we’ve been run since.

Actually, I've just realised, we haven't won a final since Sean Wellman retired. His fault.

I mean Mercs and Smokin Joe retired that year too, but who cares about them. All on Wellman I say.

Oh, maybe we could sack Wellman (or drop him from the board and call it a sacking).

This would also stop Jade bitching.

 

[Doss]

As long as 'Pisser' Longfark isn't the one to cop it, I support your idea Mr Mojo Risin.

 

[Mr Mojo Risin]

As long as 'Pisser' Longfark isn't the one to cop it, I support your idea Mr Mojo Risin.

Nah we need more of Longfark’s kind. I like the cut of his jib.

 

[DERO]

I am not sure that I could last another 5,000 days.

 

[boncer34]

I am not sure that I could last another 5,000 days.

Relax.

Noone is asking you to, there is only 4,983 days left.

 

[DERO]

I feel incrementally better.

 

[Jade]

Long may our streak continue...

...which it inevitably will with ol’ Seany on the job.

 

[DapperJong]

 

[Jade]

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This image alone is the reason I stop myself every time before I say ‘focus on football’.

 

[DapperJong]

This image alone is the reason I stop myself every time before I say ‘focus on football’.

He reminds me of the dude from the Smurfs who used to scare the s**t out of me as a small child.

 

[DERO]

Who is that?

 

[DapperJong]

Who is that?

One of the dudes who tried to stage a coup on the tigers board

 

[DERO]

One of the dudes who tried to stage a coup on the tigers board

He does have a bit of Gargamel about him. Is he a wizard?

 

[daffo]

What a club! No one else will get close to our record!

 

[jmoo wan]

It’s my wedding anniversary today, so thought you campaigners had actually done something thoughtful with this thread.

 

[HirdsTheWord]

i love all the piss take and humor but * me that is an absolutely embarrassing stat.

 

[Blind Turn]

I think I have a 2004 cab sav somewhere here. May need to crack it open.

By ‘here’ do you mean ‘in the back of my limo’?