HAPPY Halloween

[Damp Squarie]

Givein todays scary theme...

What has been your scariest( I ***** my pants) occurrence ?

Mind happened when I was pretty hammered outside of a nightclub called “Little Orphan Annies not far from Honolulu. Hawaii, USA.

lt was late this particular night and I was throwing Cane Toads onto a road under cars that were passing by hoping they would explode when in an adjacent carpark under an apartment block I heard this voice say

“Don’t do that you’ll kill the poor things!!

I turned around to see a woman sitting in the front seat of a Van and this huge big dude standing next to the open passenger side door.

I raised over with a toad making a motion in her face “Here you go; take it,take it and save it”

And with that this big coloured guy reached behind the seat and pulled out a gleaming machete and said

“Drop it mother flicker or I’ll cut your flicken hand off”

You could smell the ***** in my pants and the rubber off of my feet as I turned, leapt the chain hanging across the drive and fled back to the company of my matesd that also took off

 

[Beausgirl43]

Umm.. just a couple of minutes ago.

I had some witches and skeletons knocking on my door.

Scary Stuff.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY.

cheers..

 

[JUBJUB]

Originally posted by Beausgirl43
Umm.. just a couple of minutes ago.

I had some witches and skeletons knocking on my door.

Was it just a couple of escapee's from the local nursing home ?

 

[Beausgirl43]

LOL@JUBJUB

cheers...

 

[Portia]

Originally posted by Beausgirl43
Umm.. just a couple of minutes ago.

I had some witches and skeletons knocking on my door.

Scary Stuff.

Probably Nathan Buckley's former Brownlow dates.....

 

[jod23]

Ahhh the one thing that Australia lacks. Halloween in America is huge and everyone has really cool Halloween parties where everyone dresses...i wish Australia celebrated it more. Not one trick or treater this year

 

[Blues_Brat]

Scariest thing I have ever encountered? My ex girlfriend in the morning. *shudder*

 

[Mooster7]

I got foot-chased out of Mexico by Mexican Federales sporting M16's. I was running down the streets, up alleys, hopping fences etc.

I was too drunk to remember which way the river was. Finally I found the good ol' Rio Grande. There was some old bat wanting something like .25 to get across. The Feds were closing in. I threw an entire pocketfull of change at him, both American and the scrap metal they call money down in Mexico. Sprinted across the bridge to safety.

I hate Texas really, but you can bet I kissed the ground when I got there. I mooned those b@stards on the other side of the river.

Testy bunch down there. All I did was get to "know" a girl. She was consenting. She may have been under aged. I don't know. I didn't think they had age of consent down there. Havent' been back since. Anyone else ever been kicked out of a country?

 

[RichmondEmma]

Originally posted by jod23
Ahhh the one thing that Australia lacks. Halloween in America is huge and everyone has really cool Halloween parties where everyone dresses...i wish Australia celebrated it more. Not one trick or treater this year

we also didn't get any trick or treaters this year in last 3 years no one seems to go trickatreating at our house.

 

[hawkfan5]

Originally posted by RichmondEmma



we also didn't get any trick or treaters this year in last 3 years no one seems to go trickatreating at our house.

Got one group at our house, the tradition has totally dried up.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Originally posted by Mooster7
I got foot-chased out of Mexico by Mexican Federales sporting All I did was get to "know" a girl. She was consenting. She may have been under aged. I don't know. I didn't think they had age of consent down there. Havent' been back since. Anyone else ever been kicked out of a country?

Eh Mooster reminds me of this definition

MEXICAN WOMAN:
First Date: You give her $20 and have really good sex.
Second Date: you give $25 and have really good sex with her
younger sister.
Third Date: You give her $30 and have sex with her younger
Brother.

 

[Mooster7]

Topjars,

I hadn't heard that before. I only had the first date, and it didn't cost me anything other than a few beers. I'm glad I didn't make it to the third date!

The trip was doomed by fate. The whole mission was to find the fabled "donkey show" which is supposed to be in Nuevo Laredo. I didn't have time to find it of course, but otherwise enjoyed myself.

A friend of mine was booted out of France under similar circumstances, but didn't have to run for it. He was simply given a police escort to the airport. Mexico can beat France in a war, so I think I am one up on him.

I guess it's true about Americans. Our nation was founded by people who had been kicked out of every other country in the world. Must be in the genes, because it is still happening.