Live Event Hawks v Cheat Ground

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

If there's one AFL identity (I refuse to call him a celebrity because what's he ever done or accomplished other than be Gill's ******* brother?) I strongly suspect of "having a bit of George Pell in him" Hames is definitely the one.

Totally has that creepy overly-friendly uncle vibe about him. Parents are big pasotral landowners apparently so I'd keep him well away from the livestock too if you catch my drift.

When he's not ****ing animals, he's running them over.

 

[Wosh]

Stinking badgers

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I know I know how childish
But I still love it

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroooom mushroooom
Haha memories of early viral internetz

 

[Mofra]

I know I made a joke about it before, but Ablett is ******* fat

He's kind of like Buddha, if Buddha's dad had murdered a teenage girl

 

[Good_Old]

Might go to bed.

 

[Plugger35]

Hawks are rolling over.

Sack Clarkson and bring back John Kennedy.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Enjoy your drive home Dawks, you’ll be lucky to get past that awesome water park!

 

[Lethality]

He's kind of like Buddha, if Buddha's dad had murdered a teenage girl

Or if Buddha was fat

 

[frggr]

I know I made a joke about it before, but Ablett is ******* fat

Ablett's bank account*

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Stinking badgers

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[Laphroaig]

Fat Ablett tearing Hawthorn a gaping new one.

Meanwhile Titchell in the game as if he'd never been away - accumulating useless possessions.

 

[Dinsdale]

Hawks are rolling over.

Sack Clarkson and bring back John Kennedy.

Are you still mad about 1971?

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[Plugger35]

Hawks need to sub on Lethal to go the thump.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Hawfs defense sleeve of wizard.

Not surprising, given there's 2 Melbourne rejects back there.

 

[Good_Old]

Diverfield.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

I was talking in binary you flog, he still has 3 quarters to get half your team's score!

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This is ageing well

 

[maryjames]

He's kind of like Buddha, if Buddha's dad had murdered a teenage girl

I’m calling BBC to get this type of rot cancelled on bigfooty.

 

[frggr]

Danger with a bear hug on some Hawk scrub

 

[Dinsdale]

Get ****ed holding the ball **** off

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[maryjames]

Dangerfield and cats taking the piss out of the hawks.

Lol hawks are shit.

 

[deeco]

****ing better get those KPIs up Jeff or your club will be out of the league in 3 years at this rate.

 

[frggr]

Jeff's call to have non-performing clubs relegated couldn't have come at a better time

 

[Mr Blicavs]

I was talking in binary you flog, he still has 3 quarters to get half your team's score!

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At this rate, Hawfies full team will be lucky to get half of our score

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Jeff's call to have non-performing clubs relegated couldn't have come at a better time

Send Hawfies to the TFL

 

[FurTheWin]

I’m calling BBC to get this type of rot cancelled on bigfooty.

Didn't figure you for a BBC lover Maz

 

[frggr]

Gary to Danger