Discussion **** you TJASTA!!!!

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Has TJASTA been f’ed yet?

I’m going to take a wild stab in the dark and go with no.
A course not, these guys are ****ing pussies and are waiting from the all-clear from the Bombers.
 

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Seems the early polls are in and voters have been wearing their glasses.

TJASTA is winning extraordinary support at 75%, followed by Tony Lynne 15 at 20%.

Late minute votes are still coming in.
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Having written Electoral Law in another life, I am helping out the SFA Electoral Qoffice. It is a tough evening in the tally room.

Already there has been a punch up between Tigerturbulance and Ned_Flanders who are scrutineers for the same candidate. Poor Ned is knocked out cold and TigerT is sporting some nasty scratches. Both are reported.

It is bedlam here as a massive demo is on outside. All three voters from across the SFA are here. Tony Lynn 15 Not TJASTA and TJASTA have rocked up.

It is understood there were three other votes that have been ruled ineligible. This Is Anfield inadvertently submitted a page of The Herald Sun with a skidmark, TigerT and Neds ballot papers were used for applications to the Gumbies.


I'll take a cross back to the Tally room in an hour or so, once the three formal votes have been counted.
 

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Having written Electoral Law in another life, I am helping out the SFA Electoral Qoffice. It is a tough evening in the tally room.

Already there has been a punch up between Tigerturbulance and Ned_Flanders who are scrutineers for the same candidate. Poor Ned is knocked out cold and TigerT is sporting some nasty scratches. Both are reported.

It is bedlam here as a massive demo is on outside. All three voters from across the SFA are here. Tony Lynn 15 Not TJASTA and TJASTA have rocked up.

It is understood there were three other votes that have been ruled ineligible. This Is Anfield inadvertently submitted a page of The Herald Sun with a skidmark, TigerT and Neds ballot papers were used for applications to the Gumbies.


I'll take a cross back to the Tally room in an hour or so, once the three formal votes have been counted.
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Having written Electoral Law in another life, I am helping out the SFA Electoral Qoffice. It is a tough evening in the tally room.

Already there has been a punch up between Tigerturbulance and Ned_Flanders who are scrutineers for the same candidate. Poor Ned is knocked out cold and TigerT is sporting some nasty scratches. Both are reported.

It is bedlam here as a massive demo is on outside. All three voters from across the SFA are here. Tony Lynn 15 Not TJASTA and TJASTA have rocked up.

It is understood there were three other votes that have been ruled ineligible. This Is Anfield inadvertently submitted a page of The Herald Sun with a skidmark, TigerT and Neds ballot papers were used for applications to the Gumbies.


I'll take a cross back to the Tally room in an hour or so, once the three formal votes have been counted.

this better not be some shitty rose ceremony
 
Having written Electoral Law in another life, I am helping out the SFA Electoral Qoffice. It is a tough evening in the tally room.

Already there has been a punch up between Tigerturbulance and Ned_Flanders who are scrutineers for the same candidate. Poor Ned is knocked out cold and TigerT is sporting some nasty scratches. Both are reported.

It is bedlam here as a massive demo is on outside. All three voters from across the SFA are here. Tony Lynn 15 Not TJASTA and TJASTA have rocked up.

It is understood there were three other votes that have been ruled ineligible. This Is Anfield inadvertently submitted a page of The Herald Sun with a skidmark, TigerT and Neds ballot papers were used for applications to the Gumbies.


I'll take a cross back to the Tally room in an hour or so, once the three formal votes have been counted.
wouldn't call it a massive demo outside,

that's just the voters welcomming TJASTA now his arrived at the voting booth
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** Breaking News **

Well I have just been informally advised that TJASTA has won the poll in a massive landslide. It seems that 2 of the legit cards have been counted and they are presently counting the third vote.

While the poll is a secret vote, I can report Tony Lynn 15 has said he voted TJASTA.

Mr Lynne reportedly said,

"Look I admire TJASTA and what seems to be his direct style of leadership. It is clear in the surprisingly good results the Fur Balls are achieving this year. Plus it seems he has out-maneuvred a number of more experienced captains. He certainly knows to lodge a correct team sheet and on time.

Mr Lynne then commented on his commitment to the Baghdadaists. "There was never any risk I would leave my team. We are building like a tsunami and will ...." At this point we lost sight of Mr Lynne behind a massive wall. This walll was covered in heaps of those gify things.

Cross back to me when the 3rd vote is counted.
 
** Breaking News **

Well I have just been informally advised that TJASTA has won the poll in a massive landslide. It seems that 2 of the legit cards have been counted and they are presently counting the third vote.

While the poll is a secret vote, I can report Tony Lynn 15 has said he voted TJASTA.

Mr Lynne reportedly said,

"Look I admire TJASTA and what seems to be his direct style of leadership. It is clear in the surprisingly good results the Fur Balls are achieving this year. Plus it seems he has out-maneuvred a number of more experienced captains. He certainly knows to lodge a correct team sheet and on time.

Mr Lynne then commented on his commitment to the Baghdadaists. "There was never any risk I would leave my team. We are building like a tsunami and will ...." At this point we lost sight of Mr Lynne behind a massive wall. This walll was covered in heaps of those gify things.

Cross back to me when the 3rd vote is counted.

Someone needs to investigate if Tjasta has ties with a certain Russian President.
 
Wat... woops . Back at the tally room I can report the the 3rd vote has finally been counted and it too has gone to TJASTA. This means a 100% vote for the Fur Ball icon.

A clearly worried and thin lipped NOT TJASTA has brushed past us and left Mobbs Shed, the SFA Convention Centre, without a word.

I expect the winner will soon make a formal statement.
 
On a minor health matter I can report Ned Flanders is ok but is still spitting teeth. He said he was not pressing charges against Turbo and that he looked forward to his career with the Gumbies.
 
Stop Press.... GONE! TJASTA to be impeached by Furies LG... Accusations of election rigging and standover tactics at the Hippodrome polling booth. Tony Lynn 15 and TJASTA seen ‘having coffee ‘ in Lygon Street earlier today.
More to come..
#fakenews i don't drink coffee or any hot drinks for that matter :)
 

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