Media SFADA - We're coming for you!

[Strigoi]

At least you are taller than MWPP

It's a rare occasion. I'm enjoying being a tall person...for a few minutes or so.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I am quite the formidable foe for just being a cute little sheep. The shortest ruck in the world at a whopping 5'3". Just try me.

5'3" you say

I always had you down as a foot long

 

[Strigoi]

5'3" you say

I always had you down as a foot long

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You won't find this gourmet meat at Subway.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Tonga Bob was obvious full of juice when he won the season 36 Mobbs Medal

Pickle juice.

 

[Senor M]

Hi Friends & Haters

Effective immediately, I am retiring from Qooty

The second time a Wonders Captain has retired while captain in the past 4 months

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

The second time a Wonders Captain has retired while captain in the past 4 months

hehe did you get the reference my good pal Senor M???

 

[Tandy]

Play Hard, Party Harder

With word quickly spreading throughout the league that the SFADA is on the hunt for snow the qootballers have entered panic mode. We've been running surveillance on multiple big game off field players. We have bugged phones and followed most players from Sab22 to Tarkyn_24 to tony . Whilst we can't disclose the evidence we have found just yet, we can confirm the SFADA played a major part in bringing Joel Smith of the Melbourne FC down. I had a chat with one of our most trusted committee members, RonnieRaven



Ronnie thanks for taking the time to speak. What made you want to join the SFADA?

Ronnie was approached, They pride themselves on Performance.
Ronnie sweats performance every day so it was the right ingredients for a concoction that performs.

YEAH BUDDY

It's no secret you like to throw a bit of weight around. How have you gotten to the size you are now naturally?

To all the RAVENACS out there
Ronnie trains
Ronnie says his prayers
And Ronnie takes his vitamins

Do you think your new committee member Tigerturbulance is natty?

Compared to Ronnie no but compared to the average punter, very natty indeed.


If we were to intercept a shipment of toot or KitKat would you be trusted to transport it from the evidence locker to the offices of Tickles Night Club?

Ronnie’s no different to the postal system.
There’s always a few things that lose their course but the majority of stuff generally finds it’s way.

You're now one of the most powerful men in Sweet. Your knowledge of synthetic slop is second to none. In your opinion what team should we investigate first?

Old boys every day of the week.
How else could they beat the BEARS?
Doped up to their eyeballs I’d say!


Lastly if you were asked to go undercover and infiltrate the seedy underworld of sweet would you be willing, even if it meant spending significant time playing for the bombers?


There would have to be some serious kanga on the table because not even Ronnies RAVENACS would follow Ronnie to that shithouse club, let alone the sponsors.
Ronnie’s done with this half arsed Q and A
* you ******* *ers!

That's that classic Ronnie temper that will come in handy for the SFADA. A temper that was inherited from Ronnie Snr and not a direct result of the overuse of synthetic drugs in the gym.


Looks like the SFADA are coming for the OOBs next week. We expect full cooperation from the club. And if we are lucky a beating from Mrs Turbo

 

[Tandy]

Millky95 wasting no time. thewizardmelon you might as well come clean now. Make it easier for yourself

 

[Tandy]

#SFADA4Justice
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Millky95 MWPP RonnieRaven Tigerturbulance

Apologies for not giving you the heads up turbo about going after the old boys but I'd expect nothing less than full cooperation from a man of your standing

 

[The Majestic]

So this is what I needed to get back to being a better player, ah damn. Ah well.

 

[Kilroy]

#SFADA4Justice
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Obviously adapted from the Baghdad Bombers motto:

• Camaraderie
• Unity
• Nobility
• Tenacity
• Stoicism

Bring it on, suckers!!!

 

[thewizardmelon]

Millky95 wasting no time. thewizardmelon you might as well come clean now. Make it easier for yourself
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Uh if there’s something suspicious happening, it was my cousin themagicorange not me!

 

[Footypie32]

I have never used rugs. What would be the point? My whole house is carpeted. Experimented with some of that Persian stuff a few years back, but found the patterns too trippy.


Oh... drugs. Sorry. Never mind. I... I... think I left something in the oven...

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Looks like the SFADA are coming for the OOBs next week. We expect full cooperation from the club. And if we are lucky a beating from Mrs Turbo

Tandy That sounds like some serious fun...


So that's a ...

 

[Tandy]

Fellow colleague Millky95 and I are currently representing the SFADA at today's easter Monday superclash between the Gumbies and the Wonders.
Upon arrival we singled out Gumbies player Falconista for a random drug test.
Falconista cooperated with the authority and was even complimentary of my cowboy hat.

Here we can see myself providing falconista with a sample jar to complete a urine test.

RonnieRaven witnessed falconista as he provided the sample. We can't show you those photos but Ronnie did take a couple of sneaky piccys with his Motorola razor.

And here we have millky analysing the sample for any illicit drugs


The results of the sample came back positive for horny goat weed which is on the SFADA banned substance list.


We will now take our findings to the SFADA committee who will hand down a punishment during the week. Falconista has until Thursday evening to respond before we make a final ruling. Should a ban be recommended we trust that the Sweet FA committee enforce the ban.

Regards,
Tandy

 

[Falconista]

Fellow colleague Millky95 and I are currently representing the SFADA at today's easter Monday superclash between the Gumbies and the Wonders.
Upon arrival we singled out Gumbies player Falconista for a random drug test.
Falconista cooperated with the authority and was even complimentary of my cowboy hat.

Here we can see myself providing falconista with a sample jar to complete a urine test.
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RonnieRaven witnessed falconista as he provided the sample. We can't show you those photos but Ronnie did take a couple of sneaky piccys with his Motorola razor.

And here we have millky analysing the sample for any illicit drugs
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The results of the sample came back positive for a number of illicit substances. The main one being horny goat weed which is on the SFADA banned substance list.
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We will now take our findings to the SFADA committee who will hand down a punishment during the week. Falconista has until Thursday evening to respond before we make a final ruling. Should a ban be recommended we trust that the Sweet FA committee enforce the ban.

Regards,
Tandy

I, Falconista, hereby request to take the SFADA folk for a ride in my plane where we can 'discuss' the findings.

 

[Kilroy]

Is there any truth to the rumour that Swiss drug-detecting chickens will be deployed in the current campaign?