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[spookism]

spookism dislikes this.

If KohPhi believes this, I see he missed Port Augusta, Port Pirie and Whyalla on his travels.
Which, I guess is good on him.

 

[Frederico_WA]

Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as: Whatever you want
My current SFA team is: The Premiers
My past alias/nicknames are: dont have any
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are: TJ, Brick, Chief

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but GUH is my SFA crush because I love fossils.
My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be Purple7x08xwhatever because he wont change his name.
Talking about veiny men is likely to get me hard.
It's boring to talk about economics in game threads. Yawn!
If you want to offend me, talk about ulcers.
When someone posts about ulcers in my game thread I bloody love it!
When I see swampies as our qooty opponent I go blank.
I want to see alot more activity from the actual Jesus this season.

Section 3: you're so random hey
My preferred superhero power would be: happiness
If I could solve one world problem, it would be: All-SFA selection
Yes/No - do aliens exist?: yes
The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is: moondog
The 'weirdest' snack I eat is: I only eat from the feet of my deceased naturalist. The rest is poison.
My most unpopular opinion is: 𓆏
The book/movie/doco that change my views on something was: Climate Change: world's biggest lie uploaded to youtube by user FlatEarfDave

Section 4: big brain stuff
The most ridiculous fact I know is: where the money is buried
The best piece of advice I was ever given was: bury the money here
The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is: kidney removal
The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is: autofellatio
If I could, I would invent: a sense of fulfilment

Section 5: is this real life?
**My real-life job is: ****ed
I wish my real-life job was: lab guinea pig
My go-to karaoke song is:
The best place to holiday is: The abyss
The worst place to holiday is: Western Australia... horrible beaches
The tv/movie character I am most alike to is: The broccoli woman from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

You sure your job isn't investment specialist? Your time wasting ROI is impressive

 

[crazywildhorse]

OKAY!

Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as: omgfridge, fridge
My current SFA team is: Furies
My past alias/nicknames are: the usernames I used during my avid Yugioh playing days are in the deepest depths of the internet, good luck
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are: Have all

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but Ocha905 is my SFA crush because they like cool stuff.
My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be guero because he always will be. campaigner logs in once a year, slings s**t then *s off to make out with sand.
Talking about boring s**t is likely to get me heated (probably just won't care).
It's boring to talk about politics or okeydoke7's CV in game threads. Yawn!
If you want to offend me, talk about your terrible opinions on forms of media, I probably won't engage but I'll write you off and never care what you say again.
When someone posts about their obscure interests and my little pony in my game thread I bloody love it!
When I see Gumbies as our qooty opponent I expect GWS Goose to bring up irrelevant celebrity sightings, pictures of marathons and invites to rejoin the Gumbies.
I want to see alot more activity from Edmund hunt this season. His year to shine.

Section 3: you're so random hey
My preferred superhero power would be: Teleportation but I'm allowing it to teleport myself through time. Loophole activated.
If I could solve one world problem, it would be: Serious answer is cure cancer, dumb answer is removing Minions from ever being a thing.
Yes/No - do aliens exist?: Yes and I hope in incredibly interesting ways.
The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is: Hunter S. Thompson. If current people allowed, Werner Herzog and Nick Cave for me.
The 'weirdest' snack I eat is: Weetbix Honey Crunch dry, I can eat these like popcorn. Oh maybe Nachos with tomato sauce actually. I like salsa but if I'm doing some quick Nachos, Mexicana flavour, chuck some sauce/cheese on and we good to go.
My most unpopular opinion is: Old people not voting on referendums that effect the future? Is that unpopular? Otherwise anyway who carries on about Taylor Swift being remotely interesting.
The book/movie/doco that change my views on something was: On the Road. I'd also hang with Jack Kerouac in regards to historical figure.

Section 4: big brain stuff
The most ridiculous fact I know is: If you could throw a baseball as fast as the mantis shrimp punches, you'd launch the ball into space. Google Mantis Shrimp facts and you'll find links to the US military and also the cones of colours it sees in which shits on everything else.
The best piece of advice I was ever given was: Work smart not hard.
The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is: Just bought my first house so doing lots outside my comfort zone whether it be the garden (and me new chilli area) or my office which may as well be a room reveal.
The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is: Comprehension.
If I could, I would invent: Instantaneous messaging between cars. It'd be chaos but just to let know what a *head the person driving near me would be would be so satisfying.

Section 5: is this real life?
**My real-life job is: Managing expectations/relationships internal & external. Modern day Pete Campbell without the 60s dynamics I guess.
I wish my real-life job was: Own a movie theatre that just played my favourite things and didn't need to make money.
My go-to karaoke song is: Uncle Kracker - Follow Me
The best place to holiday is: Porto (Kyoto/Denver HM)
The worst place to holiday is: Guangzhou (got mugged there so its dead to me), France (Paris/Nice) overrated for a relevant answer.
The tv/movie character I am most alike to is: Bojack Horseman (in certain ways)

Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as: pretty much anything goes; horse, CWH, Pony, Ponyboy… Pokey is out though.
My current SFA team is: Furies
My past alias/nicknames are: Tsjasta, ImissImissfrosty
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are: ImissFrosty, Tjasta, NotTjasta

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but I’ve been looking for dormant accounts that refer to Yugioh to form a crush on. Blueeyesultimatedragon?


My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be GWS Goose because they stole our award and then shut it down.
Talking about cowboys, rodeos, and niel young’s band is likely to get me heated.
It's boring to talk about 90s music, 90s movies, or the 90s in game threads. Yawn!
If you want to offend me, talk about geldings.
When someone posts about naughtiness in my game thread I bloody love it!
When I see Bombers as our qooty opponent I get 90s JJJ hottest 100 tracks stuck in my head the whole week. (Usually Wonderwall and Barbie Girl).
I want to see alot more activity from @pickett this season—although I know the great man has other more important things to do.

*I also wound up watching old episodes of Blankety Blanks on Youtube because I wondered if this had anything to do with it.

Section 3: you're so random hey
My preferred superhero power would be: to be able to fight spectacularly to classical music.
If I could solve one world problem, it would be: destroy Mark Zuckermeta, Google and Elon
Yes/No - do aliens exist?:see above
The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is: Margaret Howe Lovatt
The 'weirdest' snack I eat is: jelly
My most unpopular opinion is: I want furies to win the premiership
The book/movie/doco that change my views on something was: anything by Adam Curtis

Section 4: big brain stuff
The most ridiculous fact I know is: “it’s the new normal”
The best piece of advice I was ever given was: “sharing is caring”
The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is: apple strudel pastry
The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is: to not use plastic
If I could, I would invent:a robot that took your dirty stuff and washed it and put it back without you having to do anything.

Section 5: is this real life?
My real-life job is: I’m actually currently unemployed
I wish my real-life job was:it’s not the right time.
My go-to karaoke song is: Working for the man
The best place to holiday is: Austria
The worst place to holiday is: anywhere there is a hot and desert
The tv/movie character I am most alike to is: Rose from Titanic

 

[Frederico_WA]

Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as: pretty much anything goes; horse, CWH, Pony, Ponyboy… Pokey is out though.
My current SFA team is: Furies
My past alias/nicknames are: Tsjasta, ImissImissfrosty
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are: ImissFrosty, Tjasta, NotTjasta

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but I’ve been looking for dormant accounts that refer to Yugioh to form a crush on. Blueeyesultimatedragon?


My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be GWS Goose because they stole our award and then shut it down.
Talking about cowboys, rodeos, and niel young’s band is likely to get me heated.
It's boring to talk about 90s music, 90s movies, or the 90s in game threads. Yawn!
If you want to offend me, talk about geldings.
When someone posts about naughtiness in my game thread I bloody love it!
When I see Bombers as our qooty opponent I get 90s JJJ hottest 100 tracks stuck in my head the whole week. (Usually Wonderwall and Barbie Girl).
I want to see alot more activity from @pickett this season—although I know the great man has other more important things to do.

*I also wound up watching old episodes of Blankety Blanks on Youtube because I wondered if this had anything to do with it.

Section 3: you're so random hey
My preferred superhero power would be: to be able to fight spectacularly to classical music.
If I could solve one world problem, it would be: destroy Mark Zuckermeta, Google and Elon
Yes/No - do aliens exist?:see above
The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is: Margaret Howe Lovatt
The 'weirdest' snack I eat is: jelly
My most unpopular opinion is: I want furies to win the premiership
The book/movie/doco that change my views on something was: anything by Adam Curtis

Section 4: big brain stuff
The most ridiculous fact I know is: “it’s the new normal”
The best piece of advice I was ever given was: “sharing is caring”
The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is: apple strudel pastry
The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is: to not use plastic
If I could, I would invent:a robot that took your dirty stuff and washed it and put it back without you having to do anything.

Section 5: is this real life?
My real-life job is: I’m actually currently unemployed
I wish my real-life job was:it’s not the right time.
My go-to karaoke song is: Working for the man
The best place to holiday is: Austria
The worst place to holiday is: anywhere there is a hot and desert
The tv/movie character I am most alike to is: Rose from Titanic

Not disappointed
(Well, apart from your unpopular opinion!)

For those reading at home, Margaret Howe Lovatt had sex with a dolphin. Allegedly.

 

[Footypie32]

My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be @GWS Goose because they stole our award and then shut it down.

 

[crazywildhorse]

 

[Pugsley]

This thread is like a goldmine for the AFP.

No need to disclose your place of employment.

 

[GWS Goose]

Maybe Im more Batman than Superman and you guys are like the Joker and the Riddler or the Penguin or something.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

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ARE YOU TIRED OF SEEING SICK BURNS LIKE THIS ☝ IN YOUR GAME THREAD?

ARE YOU LAZY?

DO YOU FIND IT HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS AND/OR ALIENATE PEOPLE?

HAVE YOU CAUGHT YOURSELF MUMBLING "WHO THE * IS THAT GUY?" IN YOUR GAME THREAD?

DO YOU WANT TO HIT SFA PLAYERS WHERE IT HURTS THE MOST?


If you answered YES to any of these then boy-oh-boy, do I have the thread for you!
(Hint: it's this thread)

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For the super low price of providing us ammo to destroy you with participating in this thread, you will be able to access dozens, nay, HUNDREDS of your fellow SFA players responses!

"But Fred, why would I open myself up to that sort of targeted bullying?"
Good question AnUltimateRessie! To that I would say, because each of us will participate in a dead match thread this year (we all play the Roys, right?) so post here and give a little of yourself, to potentially get back some thrilling banter and insults in your weekly threads.

PS: if anyone has a burning question they'd like answered and added to the below questionnaire, let me know!
PPS: There has been 4 'inactive' Furies return to the fold this season, so I really hope they see this and post here ... it's kind of the entire reason for this media.

Thank you all for your anticipated participation!
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Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as:
My current SFA team is:
My past alias/nicknames are:
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are:

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but BLANK is my SFA crush because BLANK.
My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be BLANK because BLANK.
Talking about BLANK, BLANK, and BLANK is likely to get me heated.
It's boring to talk about BLANK, BLANK, or BLANK in game threads. Yawn!
If you want to offend me, talk about BLANK.
When someone posts about BLANK in my game thread I bloody love it!
When I see BLANK as our qooty opponent I BLANK.
I want to see alot more activity from BLANK this season.

Section 3: you're so random hey
My preferred superhero power would be:
If I could solve one world problem, it would be:
Yes/No - do aliens exist?:
The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is:
The 'weirdest' snack I eat is:
My most unpopular opinion is:
The book/movie/doco that change my views on something was:

Section 4: big brain stuff
The most ridiculous fact I know is:
The best piece of advice I was ever given was:
The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is:
The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is:
If I could, I would invent:

Section 5: is this real life?
**My real-life job is:
I wish my real-life job was:
My go-to karaoke song is:
The best place to holiday is:
The worst place to holiday is:
The tv/movie character I am most alike to is:
** don't dox yourself please

Sorry, has no-one highlighted how the first four sections of this thread are merely a distraction for section 5 where Frederico_WA gets all of the info he needs to get into our bank accounts, mygov, superannuation, and social media?

 

[Frederico_WA]

Sorry, has no-one highlighted how the first four sections of this thread are merely a distraction for section 5 where Frederico_WA gets all of the info he needs to get into our bank accounts, mygov, superannuation, and social media?

(ruin my dastardly master plan)

 

[GWS Goose]

Sorry, has no-one highlighted how the first four sections of this thread are merely a distraction for section 5 where Frederico_WA gets all of the info he needs to get into our bank accounts, mygov, superannuation, and social media?

At least he was creative.

The Facebook posts are not even pretending any more.

"I bet you cant remember the name of your first pet, post below if you do" (ditto for first pet, first grade teacher and so on)

No one will ever guess my PIN number, the whole time they'll think its my birthday, but really its my postcode, inpentratable.

 

[damicky]

At least he was creative.

The Facebook posts are not even pretending any more.

"I bet you cant remember the name of your first pet, post below if you do" (ditto for first pet, first grade teacher and so on)

No one will ever guess my PIN number, the whole time they'll think its my birthday, but really its my postcode, inpentratable.

2770

 

[GWS Goose]

2770

That is funny for those who know the area. Well Played.

 

[Footypie32]

Maybe Im more Batman than Superman and you guys are like the Joker and the Riddler or the Penguin or something.

I'm more like kryptonite, or some other inanimate object that foils you in ever more embarrassingly easy ways.

 

[Footypie32]

Sorry, has no-one highlighted how the first four sections of this thread are merely a distraction for section 5 where Frederico_WA gets all of the info he needs to get into our bank accounts, mygov, superannuation, and social media?

My bank will know somethings up when someone tries to withdraw more than the price of a large KFC chips.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

At least he was creative.

The Facebook posts are not even pretending any more.

"I bet you cant remember the name of your first pet, post below if you do" (ditto for first pet, first grade teacher and so on)

No one will ever guess my PIN number, the whole time they'll think its my birthday, but really its my postcode, inpentratable.

Can't trust anyone these days. Hence why I keep all of my money in a shoebox under my bed

 

[AceAndy]

Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as: MWPP
My current SFA team is: Bears
My past alias/nicknames are: mwerps
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are: beez , myblueroan and Ocha905

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but Dingster is my SFA crush because of his looks, personality and of course, dancing skills.
My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be por_please_ya because of history that long predates the SFA . Frenemies for life.
Talking about white knights, Survivor, and the GF is likely to get me heated.
It's boring to talk about LGs, CVs and alcohol in game threads. Yawn!
If you want to offend me, talk about Harry Potter negatively
When someone posts about travel/recipes but still manages to link it back to the SFA in my game thread I bloody love it!
When I see the Bye or the surrogate Bye as our qooty opponent I use it to recharge
I want to see alot more activity from Chipmunk this season - legend returning after a couple of seasons away

Section 3: you're so random hey
My preferred superhero power would be: Invisibility
If I could solve one world problem, it would be: Global Warming
Yes/No - do aliens exist?: Yes, but not in the way media depicts them
The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is: God. I'll finally know if they exist based on whether they show up
The 'weirdest' snack I eat is: Ice Cubes
My most unpopular opinion is: That everyone should be Vegetarian
The book/movie/doco that change my views on something was: Blackfish

Section 4: big brain stuff
The most ridiculous fact I know is: Ketchup was once sold as medicine
The best piece of advice I was ever given was: Treat others how you want to be treated
The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is: I once DIY’d a working asthma spacer and a working IV line on a flight from everyday materials
The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is: Speaking a second language
If I could, I would invent: A cure for cancer

Section 5: is this real life?
My real-life job is: Healer
I wish my real-life job was: Parent
My go-to karaoke song is: Cyndi Lauper's Girls Just Want To Have Fun
The best place to holiday is: London
The worst place to holiday is: Spotswood
The tv/movie character I am most alike to is: Hermione Granger

HP is totally lame

 

[dogs105]

Section 1: Who dis
You can refer to me as: PhenomenalV1
My current SFA team is: Dragons FFC
My past alias/nicknames are: Phenom, PV1, Big Money Matt
The three (3) qooty players I want to fill this out are: DragoDelph, Senor M, Chipmunk

Section 2: SFA blankety blank
Don't tell anyone, but Bonz is my SFA crush because of those anime gifs.

My SFA arch-nemesis has got to be serial_thrilla because he keeps beating me at everything.

Talking about serial_thrilla, Watton from Star Wars, and cricket is likely to get me heated.

It's boring to talk about cricket, beer, or uncool boomer music in game threads. Yawn!

If you want to offend me, talk about serial_thrilla.

When someone posts about JRPG games in my game thread I bloody love it!

When I see DenieD as our qooty opponent I'm never sure what to expect.

I want to see alot more activity from big_icky this season.

Section 3: you're so random hey

My preferred superhero power would be: Deletion.

If I could solve one world problem, it would be: The continued existence of serial_thrilla.

Yes/No - do aliens exist?: Yes, and every supernatural figure in the Abrahamic, Dharmic, Animist, and any other historical belief system was one. No, I am not a Scientologist.

The historical figure I'd invite to dinner is: William Shakespeare, so I could blow his mind with anime.

The 'weirdest' snack I eat is: Vanilla ice cream with barbecue sauce.

My most unpopular opinion is: Radiohead are overrated.

The book/movie/doco that change my views on something was: The Gruen Transfer

Section 4: big brain stuff

The most ridiculous fact I know is: A "factoid" is an incorrect piece of information that after being passed around for a significant period of time, becomes a "fact" despite being incorrect.

The best piece of advice I was ever given was: Don't take your health for granted.

The most difficult thing I have self-taught or DIY'd is: Playing the guitar.

The skill/craft I believe everyone should have is: Critical thinking.

If I could, I would invent: A machine that erases serial_thrilla from existence.

Section 5: is this real life?

My real-life job is: Office jerk.

I wish my real-life job was: Popular internet microcelebrity.

My go-to karaoke song is: "Live For The Moment" by Monster Magnet.

The best place to holiday is: Ireland.

The worst place to holiday is: Bondi.

The tv/movie character I am most alike to is: Most of the main cast of Community, except for Chevy Chase.

What is a jrpg?

 

[PhenomenalV1]

What is a jrpg?

Japanese Role-Playing Game.

 

[Gralin]

Like Final Fantasy VII

 

[krakouers]

What is a jrpg?

How they come back at you when you mess with Purple Jesus