Helpful hints and advice for Jnr.

[Shell]

Ok, he's gone. We are going thru all the stages of a breakup according to Rizzo.

Once you have gone thru them all, maybe (just maybe) you could post some advice for Ablett, as to the do's and do not do's while he is up at the GC.



Having spent two holidays up there recently here are my tips:

- Pack the sunblock Gaz. Heaps of it, I would go to Costco and get giant tubs of the stuff. Industrial strength if possible. If you arent vigilant with the SPF 100+, you will no doubt look like a tomato as soon as you step off the plane.

- Theme Parks. Get up early Gaz!!!! Get there as soon as the gates open, you will be on all the rides in no time. You dont wanna end up standing in line at Dreamworld for the Tower of Terror for an hour and 3/4, like me, no way. You have better stuff to do with your time.

- Wet n Wild. If you are going to the WnW movie night, phone ahead and see what movie is playing. You dont wanna get stuck with Miley Cyrus shit like I did...

- DO NOT maintain heavy eye contact with these:

They are called meter maids Gaz and if Lauren finds out you're eyeing them off, I'm gonna assume she will get mad.


Anyone else got some tips?

Edit: thought of another one. GET OUT of there during the months of late Nov/ early-mid Dec. The place is overrun by screaming teenyboppers that is normally called "Schoolies". Just shack up with Lauren back in Melbourne during this time, you will be right.

 

[Beth]

DO: pump your pimply teenaged teammates full of creatine over the humid revolting Qld summer before you get turned into custard by a real football team's mids.

I'm not doing this right am I...

oh and try not to get dengue fever from an errant Nth Qld mosquito

best of luck Jnr!

 

[Shell]

DO watch out on the roads up there, they are crazy motha ****er drivers. No one indicates at roundabouts, watch out for that Gaz. Dont wanna have to make an insurance claim right away...

DO expect to be charged alot to get into Australia Zoo. I remember seeing the price and almost had a heart attack.

 

[Beth]

DO watch out on the roads up there, they are crazy motha ****er drivers. No one indicates at roundabouts, watch out for that Gaz. Dont wanna have to make an insurance claim right away...

DO expect to be charged alot to get into Australia Zoo. I remember seeing the price and almost had a heart attack.

Luckily your giant pimple will only be charged at concession rates!

Im sorry its a slow Friday afternoon at work, I cant help it

 

[Shell]

Luckily your giant pimple will only be charged at concession rates!

Im sorry its a slow Friday afternoon at work, I cant help it

Roflmao.

While Gaz is at Costco stocking up on the industrial strength SPF, im sure he can get Clearasil or Proactiv by the bulk.



Heheh, sorry its a slow day at home, im on holidays atm I cant help it.

 

[Rellik666]

DO expect to be charged alot to get into Australia Zoo. I remember seeing the price and almost had a heart attack.

ROFL

Don't expect there to be anything other than Crocodiles in FNQ

Don't expect anyone in Noosa to recognise you or care about your measley $2million a year...

 

[Shell]

don't expect anyone in qld or any northern state for that matter to recognise you or care about your measley $2million a year...

efa.

 

[vinum coupe]

Do: Hook up with Fev and get addicted to Jupiters and do all your dough in the first year.

 

[Hybrid7]

DO: Go to advanced hair so you dont have to blow all your dough on sunscreen for your scone.

 

[AngryFromMentone]

My only advice is this....

and oh yeah, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out

 

[Beth]

Do: Ignore the footsteps you'll be hearing for the next 3 years at least.

Dont: Sit on your wallet, its bad for your posture

 

[Rellik666]

Do learn how to count money quickly, you don't want to hold people up whilst you count out your five dollar notes.....

Do put some cream on the chaffing spots, the humidity up there can cause havoc.

Don't think XXXX is your best friend, Fev is...

Don't buy anywhere too nice...the government might just put a road through it

Do remeber to ground yourself before you put your nice red NYLON suns top on.

 

[Turkey Tom]

Do: keep in good with Campbell Brown and Daniel Harris, they are your bodyguards.

Don't: let your Health Insurance lapse.

 

[Archangel]

Don't: Come back to Skilled stadium please

Do: Come back to Skilled Stadium please

 

[Hinkley29]

DO: Buy a pair of white shoes with zippers

DON'T: Listen to your dad's advice. About anything.

 

[vinum coupe]

Do: Hook into the entire Firebirds squad. We'll need as many father son options as possible.

 

[RegHickeyStand]

DO: stop crying after a big loss. Otherwise you are in for an emotional ride next year.

DON'T: expect to win another premiership for the rest of your career

 

[Hybrid7]

Do: Hook into the entire Firebirds squad. We'll need as many father son options as possible.

ROFL!!!

And for the first time in AFL History, the Geelong Cats have picked up 22 father and son picks in the one draft...... all Abletts

 

[Rustin' Man]

DON'T: Listen to your dad's advice. About anything.

Unfortunately, too late for this piece of advice, he didn't do this - he says that his father helped him to make his decision.

 

[couchy555]

Watch out for jelly fish, and another Scarlett toe poke. Got the feeling the next ones gonna be into your groin

 

[Shell]

DO: stop crying after a big loss. Otherwise you are in for an emotional ride next year.

This.

Yeah its all fun and games now, big contracts big money, etc. Come the footy season I hope that teams gets ****ing smashed week in week out and finish 17th.

Like every other new team in their first year in AFL should/does.

 

[RegHickeyStand]

This.

Yeah its all fun and games now, big contracts big money, etc. Come the footy season I hope that teams gets ****ing smashed week in week out and finish 17th.

Like every other new team in their first year in AFL should/does.

<Barely Concealed Schadenfreude> Yes, it would be awful if those young players got smashed every week and got their confidence destroyed and the coaching staff started saying hey, this is a bit more difficult than we first thought! And the AFL says don't worry we'll get you Swan in 2012. But even that doesn't work and the young guns are now shot and Ablett wants to move again and Karmichael is having the time of his life because he doesn't know WTF is going on!</Barely Concealed Schadenfreude>

 

[fishman]

Main tip - people in Qld are stupid. Most are ex Vic on the dole and the rest are Kiwis.

Try dealing with them on the phone daily and you will see/hear what I mean

 

[BONG RIPS MKII]

break a leg, gary