Arts & Humanities high school stationary.

[Total_Juddshanks]

I recently remembered that rulers existed, and that everyone had one in high school, which is weird, because I've gone through the rest of my life without the need for one, since I have an easy 12 inch measuring tool to hand, boom tish.

At my school, everyone had unique artwork on their rulers, and it used to be a sort of unwritten agreement that anyone was allowed to draw or write whatever they wanted on your ruler and you just had to live with it.

I can vaguely recall the following on my ruler.

- a drawing of the converse logo, because everyone wore converse shoes and converse shoes were cool.
- 'Sara Atkinson has huge ****.'
- 'Juddshanks is gay awesome a *** a legend ary **** lover cool a total ****'.. and so on.
- 'i flog my log three times a day'
- a white liquid paper lightning bolt running down one side, with the background coloured in with biro.

School was fun.

 

[Catfish Alley]

School was fun.

Nothing stopping you from doing it again now

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

year 8...drew this on my diary

geez i was a boss

 

[Lensen]

i spent my high school years trying to move around but each to their own

 

[ioppolo]

My best mate wrote 'death to all blacks. WHITE SUPREMACY' on my ruler without me knowing in the early years of high school. Was awkward when it was one of my teachers who found it.

 

[treefingers]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I always started the year with a full pencil case but by the end of year, only had a few random pencils that weren't even mine...

 

[wally funk]

Haha, I remember that 's' thing! Was it some logo or what?

 

[Silent Alarm]

I remember stabbin' campaigner* with biros.

Not really, but some legends would stab a cross on themselves with a compass, snap a biro, and then pour the ink into the open scar. A permanent reminder of the freezing cold year 9 Health lesson in one of those demountables. Who doesn't want that?

 

[SugarShane]

Is this a tribute to High Schools that don't move?

 

[zimma]

I always started the year with a full pencil case but by the end of year, only had a few random pencils that weren't even mine...

I was the opposite, used t start with only basics and end up with an overflowing pencil case.

 

[treefingers]

Did anyone else make stupid guns and stuff by connecting these things?

 

[beez]

- a white liquid paper lightning bolt running down one side, with the background coloured in with biro.

In Year 7 I had the back of my ruler covered in liquid paper will the stussy sign drawn in texta repeated along the length of the ruler . I'm no artist but it looked awesome.

 

[A Swallow]

Those retractable crayon tubes with springs in them made unbelievable weapons. Take the crayon and everything else out of the middle, attach an elastic band and use either bits of the crayon or whatever else you liked as missiles.

 

[Poseidon]

Classic.
Anyone do the '25 dog' ?
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-25-Into-a-Dog-Wearing-a-Cap

 

[A Swallow]

Classic.
Anyone do the '25 dog' ?
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-25-Into-a-Dog-Wearing-a-Cap

I have never seen that before in my life. Was this really a thing?

 

[Poseidon]

I have never seen that before in my life. Was this really a thing?

It was in my class!!!!!!

 

[Poetic Justice]

Posca's used to be fun... you took the tip out of it and blew really hard on it to spray paint everywhere.

My school diary used to be a work of art. Everyone used to put far too much time and effort to ensure their diary was top notch.

 

[Hellgood]

Pen guns were big in year 8. Take out the actual ink part, snap a rubber band, tape it to one end and put the ink part back in. Nearly had my eye taken out by one of the ****ers.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Do you have any pics of Sara Atkinson?

 

[Julius Seizure]

My schools thing was grabbing someones books when they werent looking and drawing as many dicks and swatiskas as possible. Even better for the diary's which teachers had to inspect.

 

[Gough]

My schools thing was grabbing someones books when they werent looking and drawing as many dicks and swatiskas as possible. Even better for the diary's which teachers had to inspect.

I had Jewish English teacher at school (New Yorker, Woody Allenesque, did his PHD thesis on the Shakespearian sword fight) and if he found a swastika on any of your kit you had to watch an hour long documentary on the holocaust.
Cured people of that sort of fascist shit quick smart.

 

[TheSituation23]

 

[Julius Seizure]

I had Jewish English teacher at school (New Yorker, Woody Allenesque, did his PHD thesis on the Shakespearian sword fight) and if he found a swastika on any of your kit you had to watch an hour long documentary on the holocaust.
Cured people of that sort of fascist shit quick smart.

I never said it was a particularly smart thing to do.

 

[Gough]

I never said it was a particularly smart thing to do.

Wasn't implying anything man, with hindsight it was a good way of educating kids.