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Why is this necessary?
Is there not a time and a place for this sort of thing?
I am in my backyard yesterday, sitting in a lounge chair.
I have water crackers and dip to my right, Diet Coke to my left, and Charles Dickens in my lap!
And, next door, the Greek Priest, spews forth a tirade of hock noises, ruining my peace and serenity! Not to mention the fact that the Tkaziki (sp?) dip lost a lot of its appeal at the result of this!

Is it not manners, to perform thsi feral ritual in the privacy of your own bathroom or toilet, if its even necessary that you do it in the first place?!

Goodness me!!!
 
Part of the subtle sounds of Asia. A Chinese delicacy. Especially in an office. Especially in a board meeting. May all offenders die a slow and painful death.:o
 
I don't think there's any need for it at all. I'ts bad enough that I have to listen to my husband coughing up and spluttering like someone with smoker's cough (he gave up years ago btw) when he is in the shower at 6am. I told him to use the other bathroom so he doesn't disturb me but you can imagine the response I got to that. :D
 

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Originally posted by ThePowerFromPort.com
I don't think there's any need for it at all. I'ts bad enough that I have to listen to my husband coughing up and spluttering like someone with smoker's cough (he gave up years ago btw) when he is in the shower at 6am. I told him to use the other bathroom so he doesn't disturb me but you can imagine the response I got to that. :D
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Ohhh the pleasures of married life! :p
 
Originally posted by Frosties_Flank
Ohhh the pleasures of married life! :p
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Haha! Yeah it ain't so grand after you find out each other's faults. Maybe I'm due for a change. :eek: Just kidding! I could always move into the spare room to get some peace and quiet. I suggested that as well but he wouldn't have that either, lol.
 
Originally posted by ThePowerFromPort.com
Haha! Yeah it ain't so grand after you find out each other's faults. Maybe I'm due for a change. :eek: Just kidding! I could always move into the spare room to get some peace and quiet. I suggested that as well but he wouldn't have that either, lol.
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Does romantic mean sitting on the lounge while your watching tv and when you go to cuddle up next to him he lets off a big smelly fart and giggles about it?

:p
 
Another reason for justifiable homicide. Especially if they do it while sitting next to you and right in your ear. :mad:
 
Nope its when he farts under the covers then smothers the poor woman with his stench and giggles about it for the next 48 hours. :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by BluesBabe666
Nope its when he farts under the covers then smothers the poor woman with his stench and giggles about it for the next 48 hours. :rolleyes:
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I am giggl'n just thinking about it! :p :o
 

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Originally posted by Frosties_Flank
Does romantic mean sitting on the lounge while your watching tv and when you go to cuddle up next to him he lets off a big smelly fart and giggles about it?

:p
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Oh God! I am surrounded by three men who all do that to me, lol. The baby of the family is the worst culprit.

Where's the love of your life Suzi, DB? This has turned into a fart thread. Shouldn't she be here?
 
Originally posted by ThePowerFromPort.com
Oh God! I am surrounded by three men who all do that to me, lol. The baby of the family is the worst culprit. Where's the love of your life, Suzi DB? This has turned into a fart thread. Shouldn't she be here?
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I'm not sure where she is. I have this sneaking suspicion she is off signing a lease for a new property.

I think the dream may be over. :(
 
Originally posted by ThePowerFromPort.com
Oh God! I am surrounded by three men who all do that to me, lol. The baby of the family is the worst culprit. Where's the love of your life, Suzi DB? This has turned into a fart thread. Shouldn't she be here?
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hehe no I dont do that. But married life is such a boring cliche and I have heard about these things a lot of times now.

And Men are so predicable. :o
 

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Originally posted by ThePowerFromPort.com
I'm shattered for you DB. I hope you are able to have a Merry Christmas anyway in your time of sadness.
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It's OK, I found a beer in the fridge 5 minutes after and everything was fine.

Time heals all wounds. :)
 
Originally posted by BluesBabe666
Why is this necessary?
Is there not a time and a place for this sort of thing?
I am in my backyard yesterday, sitting in a lounge chair.
I have water crackers and dip to my right, Diet Coke to my left, and Charles Dickens in my lap!
And, next door, the Greek Priest, spews forth a tirade of hock noises, ruining my peace and serenity! Not to mention the fact that the Tkaziki (sp?) dip lost a lot of its appeal at the result of this!

Is it not manners, to perform thsi feral ritual in the privacy of your own bathroom or toilet, if its even necessary that you do it in the first place?!

Goodness me!!!
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I could call u racist coz i would be called this had i wrote it but i'll tell ya it's somethin in us wogs that makes us hock!
 
*shrugs* If i was called racist that would be a bit silly, seeing as how i'm not saying its only Greek Priests that hock up in public!! I just specified that it was a Greek Priest, because i am afeared of living next door to a Priest, and a Priest deserves to be noted as being a Priest, instead of just, "the old dude next door"
 

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