Hullo Bug Footy

[Duck Smuth]

Hullo

My name us Duck Smuth. I um an entrepreneur from Wullington, New Zulland. My hobbies unclude flying hullicopters and sulling New Zulland made and owned products.

Recently I saw a game of Ustralian Rules Footbull on the tullyvision, and I thought "Duck, that's a great game. Ut's choice. You should get unvolved." And thun I came across Bug Footy on the unternet, and I thought "Duck, thus us the place for you. Ut's fulth."

So I'd just like to say "hullo" to you all - uspeciully to Roger The Sheep - I thunk wu'll huv a lot un common.

 

[Blues_Brat]

Choice bro

*grabs a sux peck of Lion Red from tha frudge*

 

[Nic]

gudday mate, and welcome

 

[Mags]

Welcome to our little society Duck Smuth

Hope u enjoy ya self lol lol!

Mags

 

[PiesPremiers]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

that is a classic...... the best post i've read in a long time!

A grade comedy that...pissa!

 

[freo_fan]

OMIGOD ducky, you are soooo funny! Are you selling many of those Duckhead matches there buddy?!?

 

[Shermanator]

Hey duck are you really Jake the mus bro? sweet as bro!

 

[Duck Smuth]

Thunk you ull viry much for your kind wilcome. I ulso uppreciate you Aussies trying out your Kiwi slung - "Jeke the mus" undeed!

I thunk ut's tirrific thut you cun ull find a place in your hearts for a Kiwi ufter the unfortunate Unsett debacle - thut's whut you get when you uluct a woman Prime Munuster.

 

[meg]

Welcome Duck

Who is it that you barrack for?

 

[Blues_Brat]

Originally posted by Duck Smuth
Thunk you ull viry much for your kind wilcome. I ulso uppreciate you Aussies trying out your Kiwi slung - "Jeke the mus" undeed!

I thunk ut's tirrific thut you cun ull find a place in your hearts for a Kiwi ufter the unfortunate Unsett debacle - thut's whut you get when you uluct a woman Prime Munuster.

Duck, what are your feelings on Helen Clark being nominated in the "ugliest national leader" awards?

*beer - uts yer frind un tha frudge*

 

[Duck Smuth]

Thunks mug

I um a pussionate Ull Blucks supporter, but us far us the AFL us concerned, I burruck for the mighty Sudney Swuns - ull of my Kiwi friunds tull me thut Sudney is the bust place to go. In fuct, I got a free mumbershup to the Swuns each time I rugistered at Sunterlunk - I've got a whole bay for mysulf ut the SCG now.

 

[Duck Smuth]

Originally posted by Blues_Brat
Duck, what are your feelings on Helen Clark being nominated in the "ugliest national leader" awards?

Hullo Blues-Brut.

While I don't nuccessaruly ugree wuth much of Hulun's politics, I feel she hus been unfairly portrayed un thus unstance.

I mean, huve you copped a look at Muguwati Sukarnoputri lately? Und Luttle Johnny Howurd is no oil painting humself.

Thut said, I do pine for the glory days of Ruburt Muldoon - niver huve a nation of sheep lovers hud such un uppropriate fugurehead.

 

[Blues_Brat]

Also I think an orthodontist could class her as a "fixer upper" or a reonovators dream.