Hungry Jacks Ben Cousins joke

[jnash196]

How many times have you heard it and how many more until you kill the person who tells you?

 

[Quinz]

Funny joke the first time. Not so funny the 874th time.

 

[hot carl]

How many times have you heard it and how many more until you kill the person who tells you?

Apparantly the Ukraine swimming coach heard that joke one too many times.

 

[magic19]

Sorry the joke hasn't reached me yet, probably cause im in Sydney... anyone care to explain?

 

[Brilliant]

Sorry the joke hasn't reached me yet, probably cause im in Sydney... anyone care to explain?

I am risking being killed, but here it is.

New at Hungry jacks, The Cousins meal deal, No burger, no fries, just coke and ice.

Not the best joke even the first time you hear it, personally I think
"not available through drive-thru improves it a little".

 

[lids2004roar]

I liked Trevor Marmelade's line... They're skating on thin ice.

 

[Vulture_72]

Added some speed to their midfield.

 

[Eagles Gal]

How about that other one Trevor said last night -

Ben is off to Tasmania, aparently they love cousins over there

 

[legitimatic]

Why does cocaine and Tasmanians have in common? They both **** cousins, it's a not too bad joke.

 

[stui magpie]

Funny joke the first time. Not so funny the 874th time.

I dunno, I could hear it a few more times yet.

 

[The Majestic]

Why does cocaine and Tasmanians have in common? They both **** cousins, it's a not too bad joke.

I've heard better.

 

[Eagles Gal]

I dunno, I could hear it a few more times yet.

Ok, here goes. Have you heard about the new Ben Cousins Hungry Jacks meal deal? You dont get a burger and fries, just a coke with ice. A good meal when you're on the run.... ha ha ha ha ha

no seriously, I'm glad the footy is starting tonight so we can lay off this over over discussed issue and concentrate on the actual game.

 

[fryingpan]

Funny joke the first time. Not so funny the 874th time.

You count how many times you've heard it?

 

[Quinz]

You count how many times you've heard it?

I stopped after 874.

 

[Blue and Gold Blood]

yeah i had some obnoxious staff person tell the joke again today thinking he was humouress. Everyone looked on him with pity thinking "yeah real original ****wit"

 

[jnash196]

yeah i had some obnoxious staff person tell the joke again today thinking he was humouress. Everyone looked on him with pity thinking "yeah real original ****wit"

A friend told me it for the 10,000th time. Do I laugh and look amused or do I say yeh tell me again to make it 10,001

 

[Blue and Gold Blood]

A friend told me it for the 10,000th time. Do I laugh and look amused or do I say yeh tell me again to make it 10,001

dunno.
The sad thing is ill turn up to work again tomorrow, and someone with a smirk on his face will come up to me with the opening line and expect a positive reaction from me.

Guarantee it. Perhaps i could laugh hysterically and roll around on the ground in fits.

 

[Brilliant]

dunno.
The sad thing is ill turn up to work again tomorrow, and someone with a smirk on his face will come up to me with the opening line and expect a positive reaction from me.

Guarantee it. Perhaps i could laugh hysterically and roll around on the ground in fits.

Just laugh and say have you heard about vodafones new Brogan deal, then punch them in the face.

 

[Blue and Gold Blood]

Just laugh and say have you heard about vodafones new Brogan deal, then punch them in the face.

hahahahaha
That would almost be worth getting sacked for

 

[jnash196]

Just laugh and say have you heard about vodafones new Brogan deal, then punch them in the face.

Post of the year

 

[lovesmahfooty]

dunno.
The sad thing is ill turn up to work again tomorrow, and someone with a smirk on his face will come up to me with the opening line and expect a positive reaction from me.

Guarantee it. Perhaps i could laugh hysterically and roll around on the ground in fits.

actually I went to Hungry Jacks last night and asked for the Ben Cousins meal, got my whopper and fries and a large coke with lots of ice,

Got to admit the food at hungry jacks is fast sliding into the crappy standard of the golden arches, perhaps they should try some performance enhancers on their staff or food