Hypocrite Patton set to continue his underwhelming career at Hawthorn

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Are you forgetting Buddy & Rough?


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Your mate Taz, who keeps banging on about other clubs priority picks seems to have.

So you sold the Range Rover to move into a home?

Your trolling is putting me to sleep quicker than a Tom Mitchell award speech.

One day I’d like to delve deeper on your hatred of Hawthorn, that is of course if you are comfortable and the root cause is not too personal.


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Something to do with your coach belting his team's players in an overseas practice match 30 years ago.

 

[Laphroaig]

Something to do with your coach belting his team's players in an overseas practice match 30 years ago.

Coward punching is the recognised termingology.

Plus. their supporters are a bunch of dweebs.

One day I’d like to delve deeper on your hatred of Hawthorn, that is of course if you are comfortable and the root cause is not too personal.

Like their coward punching coach, Hawthorn supporters don't take return fire well.

I don't think there is one of you in the Bay who devotes less than 1 in 3 posts to their obsession with a single Club.

And some of you over 50%, I would suggest.

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Your mate Taz, who keeps banging on about other clubs priority picks seems to have.

Your trolling is putting me to sleep quicker than a Tom Mitchell award speech.

Something to do with your coach belting his team's players in an overseas practice match 30 years ago.

Now that is one impressive smackdown !

 

[TallyHawk]

Coward punching is the recognised termingology.

Plus. their supporters are a bunch of dweebs.



Like their coward punching coach, Hawthorn supporters don't take return fire well.

I don't think there is one of you in the Bay who devotes less than 1 in 3 posts to their obsession with a single Club.

And some of you over 50%, I would suggest.

Come on there must be more to it than a punch Clarko delivered over 30 years ago. Something else has heaped sand in your vag....let it all out friend


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[TazHawk15]

Your mate Taz, who keeps banging on about other clubs priority picks seems to have.

Your trolling is putting me to sleep quicker than a Max Gawn set shot for goal.

Aww don’t be like that.

 

[TazHawk15]

Even if it were my entire life, which it isn't, I'd still take it over watching a bunch of poo and wees running around winning Premiership after Premiership, I would much rather watch us racking up wooden spoons.

Fair enough.

 

[Laphroaig]

Come on there must be more to it than a punch Clarko delivered over 30 years ago. Something else has heaped sand in your vag....let it all out friend


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I said "plus, their supporters are a bunch of dweebs".

Over the journey I've been accused on this board of having a compulsive obsession with several different clubs.

The truth is simpler. I have a compulsive obsession to re-educate * wits.

Sometimes I encounter clusters of * wits.

And sometimes a few members of a cluster have a sook about it, because they prefer to remain * witted.

Then I get accused of having a compulsive obsession with the thing they have in common (as well as being * wits).

 

[William Wonka]

Third biggest campaigner in football in that pic.

Second biggest campaigner in football just out of frame

Biggest campaigner in football in the coaches box.

Your respect for Clarkson is well known (you would think a little luv tap 30 years ago would be forgotten by now but oh well...)

Chad seems to rustle a few feathers as well (im assuming its his glorious hair and you're as bald as a billiard ball?)

But Poppy Bruest and Roughy?
What did they ever do to anyone???

 

[William Wonka]

Come on there must be more to it than a punch Clarko delivered over 30 years ago. Something else has heaped sand in your vag....let it all out friend


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He's old enough to remember when Carlton were good, properly good- best side in the competition good.
Then along came Hawthorn and pissed all over them

 

[Laphroaig]

Your respect for Clarkson is well known (you would think a little luv tap 30 years ago would be forgotten by now but oh well...)

Has a line of form as a serial coward spanning decades.

Clarkson's level of aggression remains inversely proportional to the possibility of his target being able to return fire.

Or the proximity of an escape route.

Nothing has changed.

 

[TallyHawk]

He's old enough to remember when Carlton were good, properly good- best side in the competition good.
Then along came Hawthorn and pissed all over them

There is something about Sicily that sends him over the edge too.


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[William Wonka]

There is something about Sicily that sends him over the edge too.


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Sexual tension I presume.

Am I on the money Laphroaig ?

 

[Laphroaig]

Sexual tension I presume.

Am I on the money Laphroaig ?

No. Just deadshit.

 

[the avoca drover]

I said "plus, their supporters are a bunch of dweebs".

Over the journey I've been accused on this board of having a compulsive obsession with several different clubs.

The truth is simpler. I have a compulsive obsession to re-educate fu** wits.

Sometimes I encounter clusters of fu** wits.

And sometimes a few members of a cluster have a sook about it, because they prefer to remain fu** witted.

Then I get accused of having a compulsive obsession with the thing they have in common (as well as being fu** wits).

I thought you hated everyone.
Good to know it’s only f**kwits, irrespective of what club they follow.

 

[Laphroaig]

I thought you hated everyone.
Good to know it’s only f**kwits, irrespective of what club they follow.

I assume everyone I encounter is a hate worthy * wit.

It has proven to be an efficient policy.

 

[T2B_]

I assume everyone I encounter is a hate worthy fu** wit.

It has proven to be an efficient policy.

****wit until proven otherwise.
Good strategy tbh.

 

[Mofra]

****wit until proven otherwise.
Good strategy tbh.

Probably rules out a career as a kindergarten teacher though.

 

[Dinsdale]

Melbourne flags won during wartime:

1900 Boer War
1939, 40, 41 WW2
1948 Arab - Israeli War
1955, 56, 57 French Algerian War
1959, 60, 64 Vietnam War.

Lot of *** there, while thier opposition we're off fighting the hun etc...

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Lot of *** there, while thier opposition we're off fighting the hun etc...

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Where were all the Hawthorn VFL players during World War I?

And Norf's too for that matter.

 

[SuperSic]

Are you forgetting Buddy & Rough?

Mitch Lewis at pick 76

 

[Dinsdale]

Where were all the Hawthorn VFL players during World War I?

And Norf's too for that matter.

I can only tell you most of them were spies for the Allies, so will not show up on any official records.