I hate parrots!

[GoEagles]

It's official - I hate parrots!

For the last 2 hours I've been sweeping the driveway and footpath because these bloody loud, squarky parrots have been eating into this tree and dropping all the leaves/branches/yellow flower buds. It looks like it's been snowing here because the entire lawn and path was covered in the stuff.

I also hate parrots because we use to have an Almond tree (which looked awsome in winter when it bloomed), anyway... the parrots use to come at 5am and make a loud noise and eat all the almonds in the tree. When I use to come outside (still half asleep) and peg a tennis ball at them, they would throw/drop the almond back down on my head!

Anyone else have any gripes about these annoying buggers of a bird?

 

[Mooster7]

Capture his ass with a net or a stun gun.

OPTION 1: Put him in a cage and teach him to say amazing lies about the size of your manly bits.

When you have women over, and your feathered friend squawks on about the huge gerth of your less feathered friend, act embarrassed and say, "I'm going to have to stop walking around here naked."


OPTION 2: Teach him to sit on your shoulder, and go be a pirate. Teach the parrot to say amazing lies about the size of your manly bits, so when the cabin boy comes in......



Peace,