Conspiracy Theory Identity Thief

[Duritz]

I just watched this movie with the good woman, and it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen, however I believe I might be onto a couple of things about it which indicate it's actually got subliminal illuminati messages contained within.

For example, several times (and I mean at least four) the female lead is heard to sing some strange lyrics about her "milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard". Several times she sings these baffling words. Whenever she does this, she references her breasts, and they're big ones too so what I think of is that she's referring to the twin towers and that bringing the "boys to the yard" is a reference to the firefighters and police and emergency services who were brought to the yard that is the location of the towers.

And further - what brings them to the yard? Her "milkshakes". They bring "the boys" to "the yard". And who drinks milkshakes? WHITE AMERICANS.

So, we have an illuminati film (in which the white protagonists get away with crimes of fraud!!!), and where there's clear references to the twin towers and that it is the white people who caused them to come down.

And, of course, it's no coincidence that the movie is called "Identity Thief", a BLATANT and DIRECT reference to the Taliban getting blamed for the whole thing.

Then to add insult to injury in the final scene the milkshake girl is seen getting an A+ for her schooling on what subject? You guessed it: economics. The language of government .

There's more, too, but I think I need to rewatch it. A real smoking gun here.

 

[Troubadour]

I've been studying the hidden messages in Smokey and the Bandit for many, many years.

Smokey is an obvious reference to the smoke from the twin towers, and Bandit is obviously referencing the TaliBAN. The strange choice of Texarkana, Texas as a location is a pivotal clue that logically lays blame for the TExarkanA Moonlight MurDers squarely at the feet of the DEA (See capitalised letters for proof).

If only we could have decoded these messages in 1977

 

[Present Not Past]

I just watched this movie with the good woman, and it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen, however I believe I might be onto a couple of things about it which indicate it's actually got subliminal illuminati messages contained within.

For example, several times (and I mean at least four) the female lead is heard to sing some strange lyrics about her "milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard". Several times she sings these baffling words. Whenever she does this, she references her breasts, and they're big ones too so what I think of is that she's referring to the twin towers and that bringing the "boys to the yard" is a reference to the firefighters and police and emergency services who were brought to the yard that is the location of the towers.

And further - what brings them to the yard? Her "milkshakes". They bring "the boys" to "the yard". And who drinks milkshakes? WHITE AMERICANS.

So, we have an illuminati film (in which the white protagonists get away with crimes of fraud!!!), and where there's clear references to the twin towers and that it is the white people who caused them to come down.

And, of course, it's no coincidence that the movie is called "Identity Thief", a BLATANT and DIRECT reference to the Taliban getting blamed for the whole thing.

Then to add insult to injury in the final scene the milkshake girl is seen getting an A+ for her schooling on what subject? You guessed it: economics. The language of government .

There's more, too, but I think I need to rewatch it. A real smoking gun here.

The Thief in "Identity Thief" is surely a reference to Baghdad - as in "Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves".
And interestingly, a movie of this title was released in 1944 - the same decade of the Manhattan Project (the development of the atomic bomb).
Put together - we have two illuminati messages: Weapons of mass destruction and Iraq.

 

[ablett]

I just watched this movie with the good woman, and it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen, however I believe I might be onto a couple of things about it which indicate it's actually got subliminal illuminati messages contained within.

For example, several times (and I mean at least four) the female lead is heard to sing some strange lyrics about her "milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard". Several times she sings these baffling words. Whenever she does this, she references her breasts, and they're big ones too so what I think of is that she's referring to the twin towers and that bringing the "boys to the yard" is a reference to the firefighters and police and emergency services who were brought to the yard that is the location of the towers.

And further - what brings them to the yard? Her "milkshakes". They bring "the boys" to "the yard". And who drinks milkshakes? WHITE AMERICANS.

So, we have an illuminati film (in which the white protagonists get away with crimes of fraud!!!), and where there's clear references to the twin towers and that it is the white people who caused them to come down.

And, of course, it's no coincidence that the movie is called "Identity Thief", a BLATANT and DIRECT reference to the Taliban getting blamed for the whole thing.

Then to add insult to injury in the final scene the milkshake girl is seen getting an A+ for her schooling on what subject? You guessed it: economics. The language of government .

There's more, too, but I think I need to rewatch it. A real smoking gun here.

Your sure the movie wasn't called Oxygen Thief with you as the main actor?

 

[JD11]

Your sure the movie wasn't called Oxygen Thief with you as the main actor?

Credit where it's due; that's a pretty great call.

 

[Duritz]

Your sure the movie wasn't called Oxygen Thief with you as the main actor?

Don't be a government shill. Open your eyes to the truth.

 

[Happy Mastenator]

Wolf of Wallstreet was the ultimate Rothschild secret banking cabal movie. They managed to trivialise banking/share trading fraud, and place the blame on a lower class boy who didn't know his place and become a loose canon drug user. Ultimate deception while the old blue blood banking families keep transferring the peoples wealth into their own pockets with a veneer of respectability.

 

[Present Not Past]

Wolf of Wallstreet was the ultimate Rothschild secret banking cabal movie. They managed to trivialise banking/share trading fraud, and place the blame on a lower class boy who didn't know his place and become a loose canon drug user. Ultimate deception while the old blue blood banking families keep transferring the peoples wealth into their own pockets with a veneer of respectability.

I mean really, would you pay good money to go and see a movie about this?

 

[Unknown Identity]

 

[Duritz]

Your name, unknown identity, is a clear message to the rest of us that there are coded messages within this movie. It's plain as day that you're attempting to communicate to us about the "unknown" reasons behind "identity" thief.

Who are you?? Were you on the set?? Were you in the movie?? Were you privy to the master plan????? There's no point hiding the information now we've discovered the TRUTH.

Reveal what you know!!!