If Freo Had Spare Cash, What Would They Buy Ross Lyon?

[Off Tap]

I'm just interested to get your thoughts. If Freo had a spare thousand or two laying about, what should they buy their coach?

We know they don't need a trophy cabinet as they have this one from the 90's.



How about signage giving directions to his office?

Or a new movie for the collection?



Or perhaps a pep talk by this bloke?



Any ideas?

 

[Stronzo]

I’d buy the OP a new personality.

 

[Stephanie Shavedclam]

Tier 5

 

[Reppie]

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Zac Dawson

 

[peppy la pew]

Probably buy a merry go round so Sumich stays in full time employment

It must be hard being an unemployable campaigner

 

[chefmeister]

I’d get him a voodoo doll of either Molly Meldrum, Zac Dawson or a premiership cup.

 

[74561347]

Legal representation

 

[SaltPeter]

Langtrees

 

[Chaseton]

I'm just interested to get your thoughts. If Freo had a spare thousand or two laying about, what should they buy their coach?

We know they don't need a trophy cabinet as they have this one from the 90's.

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How about signage giving directions to his office?
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Or a new movie for the collection?

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Or perhaps a pep talk by this bloke?

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Any ideas?

 

[Dinsdale]

they wouldn't buy him anything, they'd just pay out his contract and get someone respectable to Coach, someone like James Hird.

 

[Vikingblood]

they wouldn't buy him anything, they'd just pay out his contract and get someone respectable to Coach, someone like James Hird.

Go the double delight. Hirdy and Bomber....what could possibly go wrong?

 

[Freomaniac]

I'm just interested to get your thoughts. If Freo had a spare thousand or two laying about, what should they buy their coach?

We know they don't need a trophy cabinet as they have this one from the 90's.

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How about signage giving directions to his office?
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Or a new movie for the collection?

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Or perhaps a pep talk by this bloke?

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Any ideas?

We don't have an empty trophy cabinet. we have a McClelland trophy

 

[Benny78]

A muzzle

 

[chefmeister]

A neutering might do him some good.

 

[leobarryustar]

We don't have an empty trophy cabinet. we have a McClelland trophy

And we dont have cola any more. It wont stop them.

 

[Bodicifer]

 

[Mofra]

For his meetings with female staff


Rossy's "anti-grope" mittens.

 

[kranky al]

Put ross in the genital cuff

 

[Freofalcon]

Another settlement.

 

[Darksidepoints]

 

[Hawk Dork]

some anaphrodisiacs in his tea