I'm going bald

[Asgardian]

If you're going bald you're becoming a solar powered sex machine ..

anyway

I'm 49, starting to go bald, the rest of it is going grey, I have short hair nowadays, so no comb over for me.

 

[Jumpin' Jimmy]

Going bald in front means you are a great thinker.
Going bald on top means you are a great lover.

Going bald in front and on top means you think you are a great lover but sadly not so.

Anon

 

[Mancey]

Blokes over 30 with a full head of hair are definately part chick imo.

The writing was on the wall for me at 23. I maintained a reasonable amount of coverage until i was 26.

Since then its a number 1 clipper every 2 weeks. It sorta sucks, but thats life.

I've never seriously looked at hair replacement. Christ its not that important, its almost sorta crazy when you think about it. Pay thousands of dollars to have some dead skin cells stuck on your head, lunacy.

Grow old gracefully, or wear a hat. Its not the end of the world.