I'm really classy and sophisticated

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

I'm also not in the least bit self-absorbed.

Just letting you know.

 

[Rohan_]

I think you have insecurity issues mate.

 

[Mooster7]

I'm a jerk and a bastard. Completely self-absorbed. Anyone wanting lessons, let me know.

 

[i_luv_westcoast]

Whats the first lesson of the day Mooster?

 

[Mooster7]

To post something like I just did without shame and with complete disregard for my non-existent reputation. Compare that with DCFC's original post which not only had a point, but actually was a bit sophisticated in context with the rest of the goings on in the board. It takes too much work to have a keen personality like that. See my point?

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

I also hate it when bogans like Mooster hang out in my threads.

This post also affords me the opportunity to have my name displayed prominently on the board.

 

[Sly77]

Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club
I'm also not in the least bit self-absorbed.

Just letting you know.

You're nothing but a good for nutin' low down gutter trash troll DCFC I am putting you on ignore.

 

[FIGJAM]

I am an outstanding human being.

My personality is engaging and I have a great sense of humour.

I am intelligent and good looking.

I have a good dress sense and have a wild time, yet always seem to maintain my composure.

Unlike DCFC, I am completely up-myself.

If any ladies would like to hook up with me please call 0409...

What was the point of this thread again?

 

[Shinboners]

Classy and sophisticated? You're an accountant for f*cks sake - get real will you.

 

[Docker_Brat]

Originally posted by Shinboners
Classy and sophisticated? You're an accountant for f*cks sake - get real will you.

Accountants can afford to buy class and sophistication.

Failing that they can always fiddle the books to make it appear that way.

 

[Sly77]

Originally posted by Shinboners
Classy and sophisticated? You're an accountant for f*cks sake - get real will you.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Rohan_]

The accountant that I know is both classy and sophisticated Trouble is she isn't as classy and sophisticated as moi...

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

I'm concerned that this thread is straying from its intended purpose.

Let's talk about me. I'm fascinating.

 

[Sly77]

Originally posted by Rohan_
The accountant that I know is both classy and sophisticated Trouble is she isn't as classy and sophisticated as moi...

Pass me a bucket please somebody - I think I'm about to hurl

And DCFC - no you're not.

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

Your protestations fall upon deaf ears.

I have written it, thusly, it is.

Furthermore, I suffer no delusions of grandeur, nor do I have underlying issues with my self-worth.

 

[Shinboners]

Originally posted by Rohan_
The accountant that I know is both classy and sophisticated

Having a Ralph Lauren logo on her abacus does not make her classy and sophisticated.

Trouble is she isn't as classy and sophisticated as moi...

Hate to tell you this Ro, but DKNY is so 1998.

 

[Shinboners]

Originally posted by Danny Chook Fan Club
Furthermore, I suffer no delusions of grandeur, nor do I have underlying issues with my self-worth.

Are you Ryan Adams in disguise?

 

[Shinboners]

Originally posted by FIGJAM
I am an outstanding human being.

My personality is engaging and I have a great sense of humour.

I am intelligent and good looking.

I have a good dress sense and have a wild time, yet always seem to maintain my composure.

Unlike DCFC, I am completely up-myself.

If any ladies would like to hook up with me please call 0409...

What was the point of this thread again?

For a second there, I thought you were James Hird. Then I saw the bit about having a sense of humour.

 

[FIGJAM]

Originally posted by Shinboners
For a second there, I thought you were James Hird. Then I saw the bit about having a sense of humour.

I don't get it?

Let's talk about DCFC and his ability to win friends and influence people.

 

[Shinboners]

Originally posted by FIGJAM
Let's talk about DCFC and his ability to win friends and influence people.

I heard a rumour that DCFC was Terry Wallace's media adviser.

 

[Rohan_]

Originally posted by Shinboners


Hate to tell you this Ro, but DKNY is so 1998.

Huh! I guess Birkenstock, Country Road, Diesel, Epstein and Mooks is so 1998?

 

[Chris_23]

 

[Shinboners]

Originally posted by Rohan_


Huh! I guess Birkenstock,

Summer 2001

Country Road,

1987

Diesel,

Winter 2000

Epstein

23 to 29 March, 2002

and Mooks is so 1998?

Every Thursday and Sunday during months with no "R" in it from 1998 to 2000

Not that it matters - let's talk about DCFC. I reckon he should start up his own fashion label for accountants.

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

Shinboners, your jibes and taunts have no effect on my class and sophistication.

I need not be validated by your trolling - I am quite comfortable asserting my own style by attaching myself to quasi-cool venues and labels. I proclaim them to be cool, and as such my attestations to greatness are self-fulfilling.

 

[Rohan_]

Originally posted by Shinboners


Not that it matters - let's talk about DCFC. I reckon he should start up his own fashion label for accountants.

I agree. That Puma jacket of his is the basis for this fashion label. And what a hit it will be, his alter ego has already jumped on board and proudly faunts around town with his puma football boots.