Dennis Trumpet
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I am sorry everybody, but i can't keep this to myself any longer. I can't sleep because im so wracked with guilt and im afraid my life will continue to spiral out of control unless i get this of my chest.
I hope you will all accept my apology
And now i must confess. Im the reason for the recent scourge on these boards. Im the reason why ClarkeM has been making so many shit threads. Its not a very well known fact amongst you in the SFA but prior to my qootying days i was an actually a promising young doctor. Anyway having mentioned it during one of our earlier encounters during the season he came to me complaining about a stomach ache.
???- Dennis, is that you
DK- Yeah its me, whats up
CM- It's ClarkeM. I need your help. Ive got a terrible stomach ache. I need this sorted so i can be in tip top shape for finals.
So i unselfishly put aside my mad monday celebrations and proceeded to give clarkey a quick once over. But Clarkey didnt look very well at all. He looked incredibly bloated, and he'd stacked on 15kgs in no time at all.
It wasnt looking good. fearing for his wellbeing I needed to do a full body BMI analysis.
But that didnt show anything either. I was stumped, that is until Clarkey finally admitted that there was more to his condition than he was letting on. He had taken a shit for almost 2 months!
"christ" i exclaimed with a great sense of dread. "I'm surprised you can even move...this ends now"
So summoning all my courage, i went were no frog had gone before and removed the blockage.
With the procedure over i gave ClarkeM a full tick of approval and told him that he would be in perfect health for a tilt at the finals.
Unfortunately a side effect of the procedure was that ClarkeM would be dribbling out 2 months worth of shit threads over just a couple of days.
Now it appears to have reached critical mass, and i can't keep it to myself any longer. Will you ever forgive me SFA?
I hope you will all accept my apology
And now i must confess. Im the reason for the recent scourge on these boards. Im the reason why ClarkeM has been making so many shit threads. Its not a very well known fact amongst you in the SFA but prior to my qootying days i was an actually a promising young doctor. Anyway having mentioned it during one of our earlier encounters during the season he came to me complaining about a stomach ache.
???- Dennis, is that you
DK- Yeah its me, whats up
CM- It's ClarkeM. I need your help. Ive got a terrible stomach ache. I need this sorted so i can be in tip top shape for finals.
So i unselfishly put aside my mad monday celebrations and proceeded to give clarkey a quick once over. But Clarkey didnt look very well at all. He looked incredibly bloated, and he'd stacked on 15kgs in no time at all.
It wasnt looking good. fearing for his wellbeing I needed to do a full body BMI analysis.
But that didnt show anything either. I was stumped, that is until Clarkey finally admitted that there was more to his condition than he was letting on. He had taken a shit for almost 2 months!
"christ" i exclaimed with a great sense of dread. "I'm surprised you can even move...this ends now"
So summoning all my courage, i went were no frog had gone before and removed the blockage.
With the procedure over i gave ClarkeM a full tick of approval and told him that he would be in perfect health for a tilt at the finals.
Unfortunately a side effect of the procedure was that ClarkeM would be dribbling out 2 months worth of shit threads over just a couple of days.
Now it appears to have reached critical mass, and i can't keep it to myself any longer. Will you ever forgive me SFA?
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