In: Sam Draper

[zackah]

That's right pissants, the future GOAT ruck Sam Draper finally gets his call up to smash the bears after #sobravely recovering from an ACL as he sought to tear the competition a new one last year.

Post your tears and meltdowns below as he destroys your shit clubs for the next decade.

 

[Mofra]

He looks like a junior sex offender that has just been transferred to an adult Mexican prison.

 

[zackah]

He looks like a junior sex offender that has just been transferred to an adult Mexican prison.

Your fear is noted.

 

[FISTO]

When that spud from the Dogs tears your ruck a new one I guess any change would be cause for optimism but something about this fellas awful mustache tells me he isn't going to make it sorry.

 

[Mofra]

He hasn't played a game yet.
So he's already a significant upgrade on Philips.

 

[zackah]

He hasn't played a game yet.
So he's already a significant upgrade on Philips.

Hey we had Zac Clarke last year. Philips is like Max & NicNat combined in comparison.

 

[Wosh]

Who?

 

[zackah]

Who?

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He's like at least 5 Clarko's.

 

[Wosh]

He's like at least 5 Clarko's.

So five angry short people, got it

 

[La Dispute]

This is the same guy who knocked back St Kilda's 4-year 500k offer?

Why are all Essendon's ruckman so dopey and bad at football? Bring back David Hille.

 

[Plugger35]

Another Essendon ruckman that won't be as good as the one who walked out on them.

 

[zackah]

Another Essendon ruckman that won't be as good as the one who walked out on them.

lol, Ryder peaked on 25 April 2009.

 

[Plugger35]

lol, Ryder peaked on 25 April 2009.

He peaked again last Saturday night, was BOG against Port, he seems to save his best for when he plays his old clubs.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

If he's no good at football, there's probably a career in X-rated movies he could fall back on.

 

[Tiger2709]

He looks like a junior sex offender that has just been transferred to an adult Mexican prison.

That's where Essendon recruit their players so no surprise.

Needs a full on Zapata if he wants to get regular game time though.

 

[Tiger2709]

Hey we had Zac Clarke last year. Philips is like Max & NicNat combined in comparison.

Dreads and a beard?

 

[Mofra]

He peaked again last Saturday night, was BOG against Port, he seems to save his best for when he plays his old clubs.

Saints are screwed then when the Hawks pick him up in four years' time

 

[richoatthedisco]

Good in. Can play. No Soldo though.

 

[richoatthedisco]

That's right pissants, the future GOAT ruck Sam Draper finally gets his call up to smash the bears after #sobravely recovering from an ACL as he sought to tear the competition a new one last year.

Post your tears and meltdowns below as he destroys your sh*t clubs for the next decade.

Look at that little girl's moustache.

Now this, this is a premiership-winning soup-strainer:

 

[A Cut Above]

Tragic seeing hope in the eyes of any young Essendon* player, poor kid has no idea what kind of organization he's signed up to.

 

[Tiger2709]

Look at that little girl's moustache.

Now this, this is a premiership-winning soup-strainer:

This man looks like he duels people at dawn, that's one hell of an old skool head

 

[BloodRet]

I bet this pussy cant grow a solid beard and is stuck with his shitty little mo

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Wasn’t Sam Draper a tennis player? Is this Sam Draper any good at tennis?

 

[Occidental]

He looks like a junior sex offender that has just been transferred to an adult Mexican prison.

I believe the D is silent

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

That's right pissants, the future GOAT ruck Sam Draper finally gets his call up to smash the bears after #sobravely recovering from an ACL as he sought to tear the competition a new one last year.

Post your tears and meltdowns below as he destroys your sh*t clubs for the next decade.