Live Event It's Game Day: Richmond Divas attempt to gain access to Hawkins Island

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Brilliant. Another month of anticipation will make the yearly Geelong Finals Bed Shitting that much sweeter.

Could straight sets be on the cards again?

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It would be ashame to stop a Hawfs B2B 3-peat. Or did Brisbane already do that?
 

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It would be ashame to stop a Hawfs B2B 3-peat. Or did Brisbane already do that?
Yes, we have an AFL era 3peat.

You don't have an AFL era 3peat. You don't even have B2B (or a dynasty) thanks to this glorious occasion. Please try to get over it.

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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started at this tropic port
On the road to the premiership.

The coach had a mighty football plan,
The skipper brave and sure.
No passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The tackles started getting rough,
The Richmond flogs were tossed,
With no courage from the Tiger's crew
The Minnow team had lost, the Minnow team had lost.

The ball was marked on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Hawkinnnnnnns
The Skipper too,
Mene-gol-a and Gryan M-i-i-iers
A gin-ger star,
And the rest
Are here on Hawkin's Isleeeeeeee!

It's the biggest game of the year so far, floggos, neutrals and gentlemen.

Not content with 3am kebabs, getting their beard's waxed (hey Brooke, looking smooth!), or having 'woodworkers' renovate their 'hubs', the Richmond Divas tonight attempt to gain access to the exclusive Hawkins Island.

At the other end of the ground, 75,000 defenders will help to stop Tom Lynch outscoring Dan Butler in the Coleman race :$

Predictions:

Hawkins to go goalless and Trent made to sleep outside while Mabior gets to share the big bed after Trent squibs a contest in the 3rd.

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No sexy Rohan to distract the bum fingerers :(
 
You can tell when someone only comes to the Bay when their team is up (or their nemesis gets beaten) because they miss the obvious in-jokes
That one has had some serious butt rape handed to him over the journey...imagine creating an acoount just to troll geelong.
Besides... Bosk owns that space
 

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