Jake Stringer Sexual Harassment Watch

[GudOnya]

Surely it is only a matter of time before this degenerate is done for touching young people inappropriately. Again.

With strong word coming out of * headquarters that all rookie players and Darcy Parish are to stay a minimum of 50 metres away from Jake at all times his attention has already started to wander and no-one is seemingly safe.

Essendone Captain Dyson Heppell leads another potential young victim away from certain disaster.

How long can the misogynistic AFL tolerate such behaviour?

Taking all reasonable bets, current line is sitting at 3 weeks.

 

[00Stinger]

As long as Essendon keep anyone 16 years old or younger away from the club he will be ok

* Plus I'm sure his ex mrs will find a way to write a dumb article about this!

 

[GudOnya]

As long as Essendon keep anyone 16 years old or younger away from the club he will be ok

* Plus I'm sure his ex mrs will find a way to write a dumb article about this!

I hope she can get an impact statement from poor Joey D

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

I would be concerned about your captain, looks like he is going for a man boob grope.
* culture
#wouldnthappeninAFLWorAFLX

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

He fat.

 

[craffles]

Thread is in very poor taste.
















Nice

 

[Lethality]

He's a pedophile and shouldn't be allowed to play in the first place.

 

[SaltPeter]

So has Jake come out as gender fluid? NTTAWWT

I thought that he may have been lifting Joe’s wallet so he could go out on the punt after training

 

[A Cut Above]

If his wife could afford a nose job she'd be fairly boneable for a country yokel.

 

[DapperJong]

Jake has already touched me and it was nice

 

[QuietB]

With strong word coming out of * headquarters that all rookie players and Darcy Parish are to stay a minimum of 50 metres away from Jake at all times

As long as they never run forward of the ball they will be more than safe.

 

[Mofra]

Judging by the JLT, Stringer has been ordered to stay 50m away from a hardball get.

 

[QuietB]

Judging by his career, Stringer has been ordered to stay 50m away from a hardball get.

EFA

 

[HirdsTheWord]

No issues with the octopus getting out and about.

if he slots goals like he does 17 yr olds than old mates in for a cracking season.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

No issues with the octopus getting out and about.

if he slots goals like he does 17 yr olds than old mates in for a cracking season.

Then is the word you were looking for, then.

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

If his wife could afford a nose job she'd be fairly boneable for a country yokel.

Bit cruel to shoop the kids faces.

 

[GudOnya]

With the bummers first game of the season tonight the entire footballing world will be watching with bated breath to see whether Jakey boy can resist temptation and make it through an entire game without any inappropriate touching of young people. All-Australian Rory Laird will likely have the unenviable task of lining up against Stringer, the Crows' rationale being that if an AA defender can't escape Jake's evil clutches then surely no-one can.


Adelaide defender Rory Laird fends off Essendone's Jake Stringer during a pre-season beach training session.

God speed young Rory, we're all behind you. Unfortunately so is Jake

 

[db swannie]

If his wife could afford a nose job she'd be fairly boneable for a country yokel.

Ugly kids!

 

[GudOnya]

Jakey boy hasn't been done yet? I am shocked to be sitting here. No really, I actually am

Look out Hibbo!

 

[3rdManUp]

How long can the misogynistic AFL tolerate such behaviour?

Taking all reasonable bets, current line is sitting at 3 weeks.

Put me down for about 10 years

 

[RAPPA]

The way he's looking, he's more likely to sexual harass a double Big Mac meal

 

[Mofra]

The way he's looking, he's more likely to sexual harass a double Big Mac meal

Phew, relieved.
We all know you can only get them after 11

 

[charcoalchicken]

This guy would be a deadbeat dad for sure

 

[Crabapplepittard]

Bit cruel to shoop the kids faces.

That was genuinely funny

 

[windyhill]

Surely it is only a matter of time before this degenerate is done for touching young people inappropriately. Again.

With strong word coming out of * headquarters that all rookie players and Darcy Parish are to stay a minimum of 50 metres away from Jake at all times his attention has already started to wander and no-one is seemingly safe.

Essendone Captain Dyson Heppell leads another potential young victim away from certain disaster.

How long can the misogynistic AFL tolerate such behaviour?

Taking all reasonable bets, current line is sitting at 3 weeks.

****, if only John Elliot would come in and sweep it all under the carpet.