Jake Stringer Sexual Harassment Watch

[GudOnya]

fu**, if only John Elliot would come in and sweep it all under the carpet.

Hoping someone can just sweep it all under the carpet for you hey? Are you shocked to be sitting there?

 

[windyhill]

Hoping someone can just sweep it all under the carpet for you hey? Are you shocked to be sitting there?

Nah, not really son, unless it comes in a brown paper bag. Visy paper of course.

 

[glenn2479]

If his wife could afford a nose job she'd be fairly boneable for a country yokel.

Kids are missing teeth already.

 

[GudOnya]

Nah, not really son, unless it comes in a brown paper bag. Visy paper of course.

I'm not sure we can spare any to be honest, how about we just send it to one of your offsite "clinics" instead? They're pretty good at losing the paperwork so should still do the trick for you.

 

[windyhill]

I'm not sure we can spare any to be honest, how about we just send it to one of your offsite "clinics" instead? They're pretty good at losing the paperwork so should still do the trick for you.

Yep, sounds good. Almost as good as The John Elliott Stand.

 

[GuzzLG]

Multiple counts of molestation vs Norf yesterday

 

[Flags_In_The_Bag]

Thread is in very poor taste.
















Nice

awwwwwwww

 

[Flags_In_The_Bag]

Nah, not really son, unless it comes in a brown paper bag. Visy paper of course.

what's in the Essendrugs paper bags i wonder

 

[windyhill]

what's in the Essendrugs paper bags i wonder

yes, and guess what ? We can afford to pay for our own.

 

[Flags_In_The_Bag]

yes, and guess what ? We can afford to pay for our own.

What an achievement

 

[GudOnya]

How old is McKenna?

Probably need to get old Jakey boy tested too.

 

[The Nostradamus]

How old is McKenna?

Probably need to get old Jakey boy tested too.

flipping lol

 

[Mofra]

The second half of the last final must have been in a school zone because it looked like Stringer was ordered to stay away from it

 

[FireKrakouer]

Had the game on with my nuffy QLD cousin who has never watched an AFL game. He goes:
"That guy has the most punchable face I've seen in my life".
I respond:
"Yeah from memory he's a total piece of shit, let me fire up google".

Google sends me to this fred. I decide to bump it to rain on the parade of the few remaining Essendon fans after their courageous narrow victory over... squints norf? (LOLLLLLL.)

Hiring an alleged pedo is not the way to repair your image and culture post drug scandal you geese.

 

[QuietB]

Hiring an alleged pedo is not the way to repair your image and culture post drug scandal you geese.

Still a step forward for Essendon though

 

[zackah]

He probably gets arrested for what he did to Norf at the death to set up the Italian Stallion for the win

#bebetterjakey

 

[HairyO]

He probably gets arrested for what he did to Norf at the death to set up the Italian Stallion for the win

#bebetterjakey

In your mind he had a good game? He was average at best... against the Roos.

But sure, give him a 6 year contract.

 

[zackah]

In your mind he had a good game? He was average at best... against the Roos.

But sure, give him a 6 year contract.

I don't believe I said that at all. I said he tenderly touched norf when it mattered

 

[StMojo]

I don't believe I said that at all. I said he tenderly touched norf when it mattered

He touched em up good today

 

[FireKrakouer]

I don't believe I said that at all. I said he tenderly touched norf when it mattered

Well I suppose norf are placed 17 on the ladder, a number he is partial to. Had the game been against worst coast he may have been less interested.

 

[craffles]

The package

 

[GudOnya]

Wow, top-ranking on Google. These AI algorithms are getting smarter all the time.

 

[T2B_]

Wow, top-ranking on Google. These AI algorithms are getting smarter all the time.

Unlike Jakey Stringer, who I reckon loses 10 IQ points a year

 

[GudOnya]

Unlike Jakey Stringer, who I reckon loses 10 IQ points a year

Must be tough given he only started with 30.

 

[GudOnya]

Geez, so many things I could say here but we really should be careful about who we offend and how far exactly is crossing the line.

Nah, **** it.

Jakey boy: "Wait, what did you say the rules for marriage are under Islam?"



And yes I am aware that the shooping skills displayed here aren't up to my usual lofty standards, but you'll get over it I'm sure.