Society & Culture Jingle bells, Batman smells

[Billy ray]

What is the next line you remember..

And go

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Robin laid an egg.

 

[sprockets]

Robin flew away.

 

[GROTTO]

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away

 

[PT Bar None]

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin flew away,
Wonder Woman lost her bosom,
flying TAA!

 

[Caesar]

Someone's been binging Tom Scott videos

I remember it as 'flew away'

 

[imho]

jingle bells, batman smells,
robin flew away,
the batmobile lost its wheel
and landed in bombay, hey!


[emoji187]imho

 

[Hawk Dork]

ran away

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I know it mainly from this.

 

[Billy ray]

Someone's been binging Tom Scott videos

I remember it as 'flew away'

Haha. Will post the video once I get more replies. Fascinating stuff.

 

[deanc]

I know it mainly from this.

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This may come as shock to the younger generation, but most childhood nonsense rhymes did not come from TV sitcoms..!

My childhood memory of this specific one was:
Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin ran away
Father Christmas
Lost his britches
Flying TAA

 

[Plugger35]

We used to sing this rhyme in primary school too

Kookaburra sits on an electric wire
Jumping up and down with his arse on fire

I can't remember the rest of it but it was a pisstake of that Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree song that we were forced to sing all the time.

You would get in trouble with the teachers if they heard you singing the pisstake version.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin flew away,
Wonder Woman lost her bosom,
flying TAA!

 

[PT Bar None]

We used to sing this rhyme in primary school too

Kookaburra sits on an electric wire
Jumping up and down with his arse on fire

I can't remember the rest of it but it was a pisstake of that Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree song that we were forced to sing all the time.

You would get in trouble with the teachers if they heard you singing the pisstake version.

Didn't they recently-ish "officially" reword the Kookaburra song? In an attempt to stamp out all the s******ing at the "gay your life must be" line?

 

[Wosh]

I know it mainly from this.

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Some trivia

 

[The Filth Wizard]

This may come as shock to the younger generation, but most childhood nonsense rhymes did not come from TV sitcoms..!

My childhood memory of this specific one was:
Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin ran away
Father Christmas
Lost his britches
Flying TAA

Be that as it may, "laid an egg" seems to be the historical consensus, I certainly wasn't suggesting that The Simpsons came up with it near 32 years back.

The Joker's still getting away… How 'Jingle Bells, Batman Smells' became the ultimate holiday spoof

With DC's Caped Crusader celebrating his 80th birthday in 2019, we trace the secret history of Robin's egg-dropping gaffe.

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What are the Lyrics to Jingle Bells Batman Smells? - Famlii

Check out these lyrics to the Jingle Bells, Batman Smells song, or have some fun with your children, and make up you own silly verses! Robin doesn't have to lay an egg, and the Joker can do ballet!

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Jingle Bells, Batman Smells | Nursery Rhymes

Most likely the lyrics of "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" are the result of an improvisation, hummed and transmitted by word of mouth, after the first Batman

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[Spirit Level]

Jingle bells, batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Rudolph got a 44 and shot him in the head

Barbie doll, barbie doll
Tried to save his life
But Mrs Santa Claus, got her with a knife

 

[Shell]

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin flew away,
Wonder Woman lost her bosom,
flying TAA!

Dis one

 

[Billy ray]

Ok so I know not everyone watches video links, but this thread was started after i revisited this video i watched about a year ago

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
Robin flew away
The Batmobile lost it's wheels
All on a summers day.

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a dunny can
I sleep on the floor with me, d#$k out the door
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, toot toot!

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
Shot him up the bum with a .303
Laugh, Kookaburray laugh
Kookaburra sore your arse must be

 

[Plugger35]

Didn't they recently-ish "officially" reword the Kookaburra song? In an attempt to stamp out all the s******ing at the "gay your life must be" line?

I don't remember that but there was some controversy that Greg Ham's flute solo in Down Under was stolen from that Kookaburra song.

Probably didn't help that he was sitting in a tree when he played it in the video.




Sadly that controversy contributed to him taking his own life.

 

[imho]

Jingle bells, batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Rudolph got a 44 and shot him in the head

Barbie doll, barbie doll
Tried to save his life
But Mrs Santa Claus, got her with a knife

i hadn't heard of this case.
it may warrant its own thread in the crime forum.


[emoji187]imho

 

[Better Loosen Up]

After reqding these, i can't remember the words to the real version now

 

[Billy ray]

After reqding these, i can't remember the words to the real version now

watch the video in post 19 - then you'll have some options!

 

[Spieldory]

Bit after xmas, but this is what I remember.
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin flew away
bat mobile lost its wheels
all on Christmas day
Hey