Joke

[StevieJohnsonComesAlive07]

A family of Magpies supporters head out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting.
While in Rebel Sports the 8 year old son picks up a Cats footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister.
"Hey mole, I've decided to become a Cats supporter and I want this for Christmas."
His sister, outraged by this, promptly whacks him around the head with her carton of Winfield 25's and says, "Shithead, go talk to mum."
Off goes the little lad with the Cats jumper stuffed up his Goodwill shirt and finds his mum.
"Mum?"
"Yes, son."
"I've decided I'm going to be a Cats supporter and I want this jumper for Christmas."
The mother is outraged at this and throws her moccasins and a full tinnie of VB at him, smacks him in the gob and says "Let's talk to your father"
Off they go to YMCA during visiting hours, with footy jumper in hand, and find Moose, his toothless tattooed father.
"Dad?"
"Yes, knackers."
"I've decided I'm going to be a Cats supporter and I want this jumper for Christmas."
Moose goes berserk and gives his son an almighty backhander and says, "No bastard son of mine is ever going to be seen wearing that shit", and then kicks his arse from one end of the rec-room to the other, just for good measure.
About half an hour later they're all back in the old Torana and heading towards home.
The mother turns to her son and says, "Knackers, have you learned something today?"
The son says "Shit, yes you old slag. I bloody well have."
"Good knackers, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been a Cats supporter for an hour and already I hate you Collingwood pricks!!"
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[winty]

Three Hawthorn supporters were picked up for loitering outside a brothel. When asked why, they said they were waiting for the red light to turn green.

 

[MOONEY 21]

collingwood brought out their own stamp but nobody knew which side to spit on.

 

[Bakes]

Oldy but Goody.

Whats the difference between the Port Adelaide Football Club and an arsonist?

An arsonist wouldn't waste 22 matches.

 

[Bakes]

Little Johnny is told its time for him to tell the class about his parents.
He begrudgingly gets up and walks to the front.
"Well miss, my father is an unemployed alcoholic, who smokes, gambles and cheats on my mother. He repeatedly beats me and my sister until he cant stand up any more. My mother is a crack whore that works a corner in St Kilda. When she has trouble getting a client she resorts to offering two dollar blow jobs for teenagers at the local shopping centre."
The teacher is horrified and immediately sends the rest of the class outside to play,while she talks to Johnny.
"Johnny, what you just told me is terrible, is it all true?"
"Nah miss, its not. After the grand final I was just too embarrassed to tell them that they barrack for the power"

 

[winty]

A guy is playing a round of golf when he's on the 9th tee and is about to tee off when he sees a gorgeous naked blonde woman run across the fairway with 5 guys in white coats chasing after her, one of whom was carrying a bucket full of sand. The guy just shakes his head and then tees off. He gets to the green and is lining up a putt when the blonde woman runs across the green. The golfer manages to grab one of the guys in white coats and asks him what is going on.
"Well, the blonde lady is a patient in the local mental asylum and she escaped, and we're trying to catch her."
The golfer then asks "Well, what's with the guy carrying the bucket of sand?"
"That's his handicap. He caught her yesterday."

 

[haywood jablome]

A husband has a fascination with Bessie Bardot

The wife knows about her husbands fascination and decides to get the letter "B" tattoed on each of her breasts to show her appreciate for Bessie Bardot.. The woman goes to the tatoo artist and tells him about her request. The tattoo artist shakes his head and says its to public, why dont you get it on your bum so only your husband will ever see it. The wife thinks this is a great idea and agrees to get it done. The wife gets it done and rushes home to show her husband. She jumps on the bed pulls off her pants and goes in the doggy position and sticks her ass up in the air. The husband comes in and looks at his wifes ass.. Slightly confused he asks his wife "Who's BOB"?