Joke

[eays]

A friend forwarded this to me. In these tough times, we need a laugh a little (even if it is at ourselves )

SCARE AT TIGERS HEADQUARTERS

Pre season training at Richmond oval was delayed nearly two hours this morning,
after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground.

Initially the Club thought it was a prank!!

The Coach immediately suspended training, while police and ASIO were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, Police forensic experts determined that the white substance,
unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact, the goal line.

Practice was resumed this afternoon after Police & ASIO decided the team
was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

 

[Khan]

Off topic (possibly off colour) joke

A man went to the doctor for a check up.
The Doctor said "You are going to have to stop masturbating'
The man asked "Why?"














'Or I wont finish the examination' answered the Doctor

 

[thecotch]

not a good time.

 

[ize_]

Hahahahahahahahahahah Khan that's the best joke I've heard in a long long time. Since this one -

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, cooking. One says to the other "Shit, it's hot in here." The other replies "Aggggggggggghhhhhhhh! A talking muffin!"

 

[ARES]

Some Richmond supporters can be heartless pr1cks...

After the game a few cars were broken into in the car park, police investigating one particular car had reported that there was a notebook in the back seat, wallet and two Richmond memberships in the console. After the break in police said the owner find found an extra 2 Richmond memberships. Owner of car was very distraught and receiving counselling. Police taking matter very serious.

 

[eays]

LOL @ Khan's joke!! good one.

 

[Wallaby]

1. Richmond are playing like possums right now - play dead at home and get killed on the road.

2. I haven't heard so many people at the MCG cry 'Oh, Jesus!' simultaneously since the Billy Graham Revival Tour.

3. Richmond are introducing a new Cologne for Men - unfortunately, when you wear it, the other guy scores.

Keep 'em coming..........

 

[JSFish]

Hehe Khan. That was a ripper.

 

[Kolchy]

From a Pies supporter:

Parked the car on Punt Road, near the MCG on Saturday afternoon, we had two Richmond season tickets sitting on the dashboard.

Some b@stard broke into the car and LEFT TWO MORE!