Jordan Lewis is the most boring human who has ever lived

[Lethality]

As a player he had no strengths or weaknesses he just played football. Medium pace, average at everything.

Apart from some baldness which he probably patched up, imagine trying to describe this person to the cops. Medium height, weight, normal hair length, black hair, brown eyes.

As a commentator his style is to open his mouth and say words.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

But if you cryogenically freeze him for 500 years, he'll wake up afterward and be the smartest man in the country.

 

[Wayne Dwop]

I feel a bit sorry for Jordan Lewis

Jordan Lewis

Age

38

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.5

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

11.5

5star

M

5.5

5star

T

2.7

4star

MG

310.5

4star

No current season stats available

D

15.0

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

8.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.8

5star

as he has caught the Brad Johnson

Brad Johnson

Age

47

Ht

182cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.7

5star

K

14.1

5star

HB

5.6

4star

M

5.9

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.5

5star

No current season stats available

D

12.8

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

1.2

3star

G

0.6

3star

disease of failing to get through a sentence without taking a breath. Talk really quick and stop mid-sentence for a breath, then start a new sentence without stopping.

 

[James Colorado]

Loved Lewis as a player, got the rough end of the pineapple when Goldstein head-hunted his fist though.

Wonder what he'd be like as a Bay 13 poster.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Wonder what he'd be like as a Bay 13 poster.

One #Grin is enough thanks

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Lewis and that puffy chick pre-game, far out.