Media JoshWoodenSpoon - 150 games

[MWPP]

Here are some things you may or may not know about JoshWoodenSpoon
Joined the league all the way back in S19
Outshone by Matera92 who chose him as captain of the bears so "everything he has achieved, every accolade, every success, each triumph can in some way, be directly accredited to me"
Second greatest person with JoshWooden in their name
However, Josh isn't even his real name- it's Joz.
Wanted the Bears/the league in general to be more accessible, equitable and fun long before he won his awards and had a clear vision on how to achieve this
Only moved to the Bombers because of a bet to sentimentally return home in pursuit of a Wooden Spoon after achieving the above
Odds of a Bears flag actually shortened with his departure because of his ordinary win loss record
Didn't leave the Bears LG or Team PMs and remains the spiritual leader
Emergency Full Back in the S28 All-SFA team and remains the Bears' Deputy Emergency Full Back
Natural but also completely novice gambler who had to be taught how to play Roulette (but went on to win anyway)
Strictly vegan, but a brunchy vegan of course
Podcasts with a voice that is perfect for ASMR, but his singing voice is even more rousing
Opened a Karaoke Bar called "Barely Listenable" in Vegas
Only drinks Good Blend
Nominated his famous The Shitty Christmas Orchestra Fall Into an iPhone Ad in the Song Contest ahead of his typical Metalhead and Carly Rae songs

And now I'll let his classy record speak for itself:
Record
Games: 149 (45 for the Bombers, 104 for the Bears
Debut: Season 19, Round 1 for the Baghdad Bombers (v Fighting Furies)
Win/Draw/Loss Record: 67-2-80
Highest Disposals: 34 Disposals - Season 25, Round 15 for the Las Vegas Bears (v Baghdad Bombers)
20+ Disposals: Achieved on 40 occasions
Highest Goals: 3 goals, achieved on 8 occasions
Highest Marks: 11 Marks - Season 26, Round 01 for the Las Vegas Bears (v West Coast Wonders)
Career Statistics:
-29 Hitouts, 1061 Kicks, 498 Marks, 1027 Handballs, 158 Tackles, 103 Frees For, 129 Frees Against, 63 Goals, 37 Behinds, 7523 DT Points

CV
All-SFA Emergency Full Back (S28)
x2 Sweet F.A Players Association - beez Trophy (S25-26)
x4 All-SFA Selections (S24-27)
x2 Las Vegas Bears Best & Fairest (S24-25)
Las Vegas Bears Captain (S25-28)

Congratulations JoshWoodenSpoon
Here's a toast to another 150 games

 

[Loonerty]

Congrats JoshWoodenSpoon but poor form having an opposition poster post this thread rather than one of your teammates.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Congrats to the SFA’s Gerard Whately on 150 game

 

[fumbler]

 

[The Half Back]

Why is a Bears poster posting about a rival players milestone game? Shouldn't the Bombers be doing that? Odd...

Congrats nonetheless Joshua.

 

[Hatchy1992]

Congratulations JoshWoodenSpoon on your 150, but where are your teammates at the Bombers and why didn't they do this?

 

[Loonerty]

Congratulations JoshWoodenSpoon on your 150, but where are your teammates at the Bombers and why didn't they do this?

It's rare that I agree with you Hatchy.

 

[The Half Back]

Is there an echo in this thread?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Congrats Josh, a true star of the competition.

You should have asked me to write this for you. I truly would have written a glorious piece fitting of a champion like yourself

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Didn't leave the Bears LG or Team PMs and remains the spiritual leader

Test Tickle nobody will respect you when your team mates write stuff like this

 

[por_please_ya]

Podcasts with a voice that is perfect for ASMR, but his singing voice is even more rousing

Can confirm lol.

I am disappointed at lack of mention of the fantastic vintage jacket that was upon his person that night.

Onya JoshWoodenSpoon - congrats on 150 games!

I for one am not perturbed by the fact a Bomber didn't create this thread. Who wants another Bombers thread anyway?!

 

[Loonerty]

I for one am not perturbed by the fact a Bomber didn't create this thread. Who wants another Bombers thread anyway?!

Where is the league headed if we are having opposition posters post milestone threads?

I'm all for positive energy but the lines should still be there.

 

[Barrybran]

How does one have negative hitouts?

Very few have or will achieve what you have in your first 150 games here. Thanks for bringing me to this wonderful section of Big Footy JoshWoodenSpoon.

 

[por_please_ya]

Where is the league headed if we are having opposition posters post milestone threads?

I'm all for positive energy but the lines should still be there.

Does it really matter THAT much?! He was at the Bears for a long time, only JUST moved clubs. I don't think it's that bizarre.

 

[Loonerty]

Does it really matter THAT much?! He was at the Bears for a long time, only JUST moved clubs. I don't think it's that bizarre.

The league I love is dying

 

[por_please_ya]

The league I love is dying

Ant Bear is admin. It's already dead.

 

[Loonerty]

The only non-Hawk I'd do a milestone thread for is my brother.

 

[The Half Back]

Does it really matter THAT much?! He was at the Bears for a long time, only JUST moved clubs. I don't think it's that bizarre.

Because he's not a Bear anymore? It's not a Bear milestone, so what link do the Bears have with it? When I play my 250th later this season I will be getting TJASTA, Ned_Flanders and Tigerturbulance to be doing my write up with speeches from JackBero, Hate and Wacky Tiger. I wouldn't expect Anyone from any other club to be doing that, despite the fact I've only been here for a couple of seasons.

 

[por_please_ya]

Geez, and I've heard the OP being accused of taking an imaginary league seriously! Move on and celebrate the man of the thread will you?!

 

[kane249]

Congrats JWS you sexy beast

 

[The Filth Wizard]

****ing trade him back already Bombers.

 

[Hate]

Because he's not a Bear anymore? It's not a Bear milestone, so what link do the Bears have with it? When I play my 250th later this season I will be getting TJASTA, Ned_Flanders and Tigerturbulance to be doing my write up with speeches from JackBero, Hate and Wacky Tiger. I wouldn't expect Anyone from any other club to be doing that, despite the fact I've only been here for a couple of seasons.

I am not sure the Fighting Furies can cover my speaking fee for that.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Why is a Bears poster posting about a rival players milestone game? Shouldn't the Bombers be doing that? Odd...

Congrats nonetheless Joshua.

Gotta say, i'm a bit gob smacked .... I had our media piece ready to go this afternoon... since when does an opposition club do a trbute thread to an opposition player ......I'll take it as a compliment to the Bombers though, not particularly fazed

 

[Loonerty]

Gotta say, i'm a bit gob smacked .... I had our media piece ready to go this afternoon... since when does an opposition club do a trbute thread to an opposition player ......I'll take it as a compliment to the Bombers though, not particularly fazed

This could be a bingo moment. Agreeing with Wayne and Hatchy in one thread.

Utter disrespect for the Bombers being shown by the Bears.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Congratulations JoshWoodenSpoon on your 150, but where are your teammates at the Bombers and why didn't they do this?

We were Hatchy ....it was ready to go this afternoon ....we're also flying his family to Waverley Park on Sunday