Just another Essendon scumbag

[David Schwarz]

Am I missing something here? Essendon finished top in 2001 and Brisbane finished second. Of course it should have been Essendon’s home game, and there wouldn’t have been any contention about it.

Reckon you might be getting mixed up with the Pies/Lions ‘02 granny.

Probably

Fit my narrative though, so **** it

No ones looked at Windy Hill over Holt’s swimming adventure - conspiracy or something more sinister?

 

[DapperJong]

Oh dear. His neurons have got all scrambled.

FEMINISM!

 

[DERO]

FEMINISM!

 

[DapperJong]

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AAAARARGGGGGGGHHHHHH HELP

 

[Doss]

Probably

Fit my narrative though, so **** it

No ones looked at Windy Hill over Holt’s swimming adventure - conspiracy or something more sinister?

It's true, we abducted Holt and he then retired to life of a charming the old ladies and drinking shit Carlton Colds at $1 a stubbie at the Essendon Bowls Club.

 

[Laphroaig]

FEMINISM!

Might be time you got some new material.

 

[Laphroaig]

It's true, we abducted Holt and he then retired to life of a charming the old ladies and drinking shit Carlton Colds at $1 a stubbie at the Essendon Bowls Club.

You were evicted from Essendon Bowls Club.

 

[Doss]

You were evicted from Essendon Bowls Club.

And next in the file of 'stunning revelations' is that Johnnie Red tastes like ****ing shit.

 

[DapperJong]

Might be time you got some new material.

I’m afraid it’s here to stay old boy.

 

[Laphroaig]

I’m afraid it’s here to stay old boy.

Your choice to be a cliche' of yourself.

It's really sad that you think you are being a thorn under people's skins. That lasted for about 25 microseconds. 18 months ago.

I did think you were smarter than that.

 

[DapperJong]

Your choice to be a cliche' of yourself.

It's really sad that you think you are being a thorn under people's skins. That lasted for about 25 microseconds. 18 months ago.

I did think you were smarter than that.

What do you mean think? A tiny little picture of a hat has derailed this thread for you. You just keep on being you, old man.

 

[Laphroaig]

What do you mean think? A tiny little picture of a hat has derailed this thread for you. You just keep on being you, old man.

\Take an elephant stamp for trying really hard.

 

[DapperJong]

\Take an elephant stamp for trying really hard.

Isn’t it the femmos who are meant to get triggered?

 

[Laphroaig]

Isn’t it the femmos who are meant to get triggered?

Try adding "melt" and "salt".

Then you'll think you are really kicking arse.

 

[DapperJong]

Try adding "melt" and "salt".

Then you'll think you are really kicking arse.

We were talking about Footy before you rocked up. Not a fan of equality mate?

 

[Doss]

In the People's Republic of Korea everyone is completely equal.

 

[Laphroaig]

We were talking about Footy before you rocked up. Not a fan of equality mate?

I recall you were talking about being given cancer by the talk of footy.

Wanna try another subject for double points?

 

[DapperJong]

I recall you were talking about being given cancer by the talk of footy.

Wanna try another subject for double points?

No I’m quite happy talking about feminism, with you, for the rest of my days. I hope you’re ready to learn.

 

[Laphroaig]

No I’m quite happy talking about feminism, with you, for the rest of my days.

Well then you are a boring tit.

I was wrong about my opinion that you were smarter than that.

Oh well.

Toodle pip.

 

[DapperJong]

Well then you are a boring tit.

I was wrong about my opinion that you were smarter than that.

Oh well.

Toodle pip.

Learning can be boring. Do you endorse rape culture? That picture of that hawk and the mouse seemed to be depicting women/feminists as prey.

Very concerning behavior from you.

Don’t do that

I admire how smart you are so these should all be quick lessons.

 

[Laphroaig]

In the People's Republic of Korea everyone is completely equal.

Is that the next in the file of stunning revelations?

Tsk tsk.

 

[Doss]

Is that the next in the file of stunning revelations?

Tsk tsk.

No, I was going to go with 'Essendon are ****ing shit' as the next one.

 

[Laphroaig]

No, I was going to go with 'Essendon are ******* shit' as the next one.

I can't recall that one occurring to me before, so thanks. I shall consider it deeply, then use only when required.

Essendon are **** ing shit.

Yes. Good one.

 

[DapperJong]

I can't recall that one occurring to me before, so thanks. I shall consider it deeply, then use only when required.

Essendon are **** ing shit.

Yes. Good one.

Don’t ignore me oh smart one. Surely this is child’s play for someone of your intelligence.

Or are you so smart that it’s made you too proud to admit you might be wrong? You stop changing as the world keeps going, and all of a sudden you know nothing.

 

[BRWB]

Its funny how some fans mirror their club.

Essendon proclaims they are a great club that matters.

While some Essendon fans loudly proclaim their intelligence.

Anyhoo funny thread with lots of squealing about what one dud FUGLY footy player said to another dud footy player.

Kudos to the Bay.