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Found this on another forum.
50000 Kiwi's meet at Eden Park for a "Kiwi's are not stupid"convention.
Helen Clark say's,"We are all here today to prove to the world that Kiwi's are not stupid. Ken I hev a volunteer."
Carlos Spencer gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Helen asks him,"What uz fufteen plus fufteen?"
After fifteen or twenty seconds Carlos says,"Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disapointed.Then all 50000 Kiwis start chanting "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Helen says "Well sunce we've gone to the trouble of gitting 50000 of you un one place end we have the world-wide priss end global broadcast media here, I thunk we ken guv hum another chance."
So she asks, "What uz sivven plus sivven?"
After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says "Ninety!"
Helen is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. Carlos starts crying, and the 50000 Kiwis begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Helen, unsure whether or not she is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance...What uz two plus two?"
Carlos closes his eyes and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four!"
Throughout the stadium pandamonium breaks out as all 50000 Kiwis jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream ...
"GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Only joking fellow ANZACs!
50000 Kiwi's meet at Eden Park for a "Kiwi's are not stupid"convention.
Helen Clark say's,"We are all here today to prove to the world that Kiwi's are not stupid. Ken I hev a volunteer."
Carlos Spencer gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Helen asks him,"What uz fufteen plus fufteen?"
After fifteen or twenty seconds Carlos says,"Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disapointed.Then all 50000 Kiwis start chanting "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Helen says "Well sunce we've gone to the trouble of gitting 50000 of you un one place end we have the world-wide priss end global broadcast media here, I thunk we ken guv hum another chance."
So she asks, "What uz sivven plus sivven?"
After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says "Ninety!"
Helen is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. Carlos starts crying, and the 50000 Kiwis begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Helen, unsure whether or not she is doing more harm than good, eventually says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance...What uz two plus two?"
Carlos closes his eyes and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four!"
Throughout the stadium pandamonium breaks out as all 50000 Kiwis jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream ...
"GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Only joking fellow ANZACs!
