Knights Jokes

[hustler85]

Im a Knights fan, but i recieved these jokes at work and thought they were quite good.....

1. Michael Hagan takes the knights out for a training run and first up he tells everyone to assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.

2. The knights are making a help-line available for fans who are
disappointed with their team's recent performance.
The help-line number is: 0800 10 10 10. That's 0800 won nothing won
nothing won nothing.

3. Question: What is your wife trying to tell you if she's wearing a
knights shirt in bed?
Answer: You ain't gonna score.

4. There are only 2 man-made things that can be seen from space with the
naked eye from space. The first one is the Great Wall of China, and
right on its heels is...the gap in the Knights defence.

5. Question: What is the difference between the Newcastle Knights and
an arsonist?
Answer: An arsonist wouldn't waste that many matches.

 

[RLS]

A young man is standing in front of a judge because his parents beat him, the judge askes where he would like to live, "with your uncle maybe",the judge says, "No thanks, they beat me too" the young man says. "How about your Grandparents, do they beat you", says the judge, "Yes" says the young man.
So the judge asks him where he would like to live, and the young man says "With the Knights, they never beat anybody".