Mocca
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They sure make doors easier to open.
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But the ones out of clay i think it is can be dangerous, did you see a report on i think it was today tonight a few months ago a kid wrecked his hand over a clay one that broke.
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Mocca, is that Sideshow Raheem in your avatar? Brilliant. 
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I'm going with Sideshow Ralph Wiggum.
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We all need knobs but I really get my thrills over knockers.
They're great for letting people know there's someone at the door.
Actually without knockers, they'd be no reason to grab the knob.....you know, to let someone in.
They're great for letting people know there's someone at the door.
Actually without knockers, they'd be no reason to grab the knob.....you know, to let someone in.
What's a battle?
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So.. do you.. like.. stuff?
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I prefer door handles.
Knobs, handles and knockers...I never realised just how sexual doors really are!
Maybe that's why they came up with the saying "She bangs like a dunny door"!!
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I had a battle with a knob once, received a rather nasty hole in my knee which took about 50 stiches over two layers to stick back together.
I hate knobs.
Great scar though - guys like scars
I hate knobs.
Great scar though - guys like scars
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About 175 centimetres of pure knob, I believe.
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So it wasn't in the last couple of months then.
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Did he end up closing the door on that thread?
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I'll pay that - but I think you're being a bit generous with the measurements
heck. I've never been able to open a door with my knob.
Ringing doorbells however...