Mocca
Team Captain
They sure make doors easier to open.
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Originally posted by Mocca
They sure make doors easier to open.

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I'm going with Sideshow Ralph Wiggum.Originally posted by Mocca
Yes it is.
He ranks as the second greatest all-time Sideshow, coming in just behind Sideshow Luke Perry.
I prefer door handles.Originally posted by Rusty Brookes
We all need knobs but I really get my thrills over knockers.

Originally posted by Mocca
Gee, it must have been a big knob you were messing around with Sly.
Originally posted by Mocca
Gee, it must have been a big knob you were messing around with Sly.
Exactly.Originally posted by Mocca
I object strenuously to any suggestion that this thread is pointless.
Originally posted by FIGJAM
Exactly.
The "Will Fred Lock Another Thread" thread was pointless!
Originally posted by The Hitman
About 175 centimetres of pure knob, I believe.
The Hitman

Originally posted by Sly77
I'll pay that - but I think you're being a bit generous with the measurements![]()
Originally posted by Mocca
They sure make doors easier to open.