Scandal Lachie Neale affair

[HitTheNailOnTheHead]

Well... Probably closer to 32/31...

She would be about given the dates of that YouTube account being created around 2009, and it stated that she was 16 in the first post, then... 32?

She joined Youtube in April 2010 (not 2009). I doubt she filled out the description field until she uploaded the first content which wasn't until 2012 (Brisbane Fashion Show). So based on that she is 29. Feel free to link to these articles you say totally exist that state she is 35. i'll believe it when I see it.

EDIT: She also created this Amazon storefront/commission account two years ago when she was 27.

 

[SpecialBruce]

That other kid is 100% Neales. Dead ringer

Need to get a DNA test done so we can lock in another father/son gun

 

[KetamineKerr]

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LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS!!!!

Neale was born in Naracoorte, South Australia.[3]His family briefly lived on a farm in Langkoop, near Apsley, a small town just east of the South Australian border in western Victoria,[3] before settling in the South Australian town of Kybybolitewhen Neale was still young.[4]

Nicknamed "Cowboy" after Kevin Neale, he played various junior sports in Naracoorte, including basketball, soccer, cricket and football. Neale started playing football for Kybybolite in 2004 as a 10-year-old.

 

[Anja_Nees]

Sounds like a bit of an Arnie situation where the resemblance of the affair child became undeniable and led to an implosion (although for people bagging Tess’s appearance, please look up Arnie’s maid, Mildred).

 

[FootBallORSoccer]

She joined Youtube in April 2010 (not 2009). I doubt she filled out the description field until she uploaded the first content which wasn't until 2012 (Brisbane Fashion Show). So based on that she is 29. Feel free to link to these articles you say totally exist that state she is 35. i'll believe it when I see it.

Hahahaha

SO yeah she ain't in her twenties more 30/31 best 29*...

She filled out the description from the rip 100%...

I assume she would be 35, similar to Jules...

AGAIN - I'd be a bit worried about that pic you posted and saying she looked better when she was like 18 years old... kinda creepy

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

Tess is objectively stunning. You could only dream of walking past someone this beautiful.

Jules will be taking some comfort from the fact Lachie didn't cheat with someone ugly.

Jules will also be learning a valuable life lesson..happy King, happy kingdom. Hopefully next time she doesn't fumble the catch.

Very ironic user name in this situation. Poly indeed.

 

[ferball]

Well this thread certainly proves that while beauty is only skin deep ugly sure goes all the way to the bone.

 

[Xtreme]

Yes. But he will coach a team of male Mormons leading them to copious amounts of premiership glory and wife stealing adventures.

The chronicles of the Lachness Monster.

A story about love, deception, greed lust and....unbridled enthusiasm

 

[Xtreme]

Yep. Looked better before the work.

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Jules has done a 180 WOWSERS!!

 

[HitTheNailOnTheHead]

... she ain't in her twenties more 30/31 best 29*...

As I said in an edit of my last post - she created this Amazon storefront/commission account two years ago when she was 27.

AGAIN - I'd be a bit worried about that pic you posted and saying she looked better when she was like 18 years old..

You're obviously oblivious to the fact that until last month the youngest age a female Mormon could become a missionary was 19. So Tess and the other Mormon missionaries in that photo were all 19 or 20. BTW she did her missionary service in 2015 - 2017. So if she started at 19, that makes her 29 now. Then again since you're obviously a good faith operator and would never make anything up I'm sure you'll be posting up all those articles that state she is 35 any minute now.

 

[BillyElliott]

Let's settle the age once & for all Born in 1996.

 

[HitTheNailOnTheHead]

So she's 29 now and will be until she has her birthday next year. That would explain why FootBallORSoccer is struggling to find all those "online articles stating she is 35".

 

[Tandy]

She will have already been approached by the likes of love island for the next season. After that she will be on im a celebrity, the bachelorette and finally settle on a commercial FM radio station. Her future is already mapped out.

 

[FootBallORSoccer]

As I said in an edit of my last post - she created this Amazon storefront/commission account two years ago when she was 27.

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You're obviously oblivious to the fact that until last month the youngest age a female Mormon could become a missionary was 19. So Tess and the other Mormon missionaries in that photo were all 19 or 20. BTW she did her missionary service in 2015 - 2017. So if she started at 19, that makes her 29 now. Then again since you're obviously a good faith operator and would never make anything up I'm sure you'll be posting up all those articles that state she is 35 any minute now.

I will level with you

She is most likely 29/30 at best, which we both kinda agree on... Lets say 29...

If we say that then we are both kinda wrong - I will say I was more wrong

Not mids 30s like I said (I assumed she was a similar age to Jules - bad assumption) and really 29 is LATE / end of twenties so twenties is a stretch (so you are kinda wrong too)....

But I will still confirm she does look hot... I do not know what kinda girls you get / pickup (Honest - you might get absolute stunners). Also looks are subjective but you kinda described her as heavily / grossly unattractive which i do not agree with. I still do believe at 29 she looks great...

I will say - I do agree the lips (as I said before) are very, very, very unattractive - biggest flaw... Body is mint.

And I do not think she is a great person...

*Finally comparing pictures of someone nearly 10 years ago and saying they were better before (say when she was 19) - is kinda unfair...

So yeah

 

[Toump Ass]

Let's settle the age once & for all Born in 1996.

Why was she posing like some kind of celebrity?

Fair enough she is hamming it up for the cameras now she is definitely famous (albeit for rooting her best mate's husband) but she was hardly "iconic" since 1996, she was literally a ****ing laterday saint missionary lmao.

What a loon

 

[HitTheNailOnTheHead]

I will level with you

If you admit you made up the part about multiple online articles stating she is 35 I'll view that as leveling with me.

She is most likely 29/30 at best, which we both kinda agree on... Lets say 29...

If we say that then we are both kinda wrong

How do you work that one out?

I originally responded to your comment at #1,045 where you said she is mid 30's. I disagreed with that and said she is still in her twenties, which she is.

But I will still confirm she does look hot... I do not know what kinda girls you get / pickup (Honest - you might get absolute stunners).

If you saw my partner you would say I'm batting way out of my league.

Also looks are subjective but you kinda described her as heavily / grossly unattractive which i do not agree with.

I said she looked better before the work. The comment about chewing the arm off was just a joke for shits and giggles as I explained later #1,051.

I still do believe at 29 she looks great...

In some photos she looks great. In the photo I posted - not so great.

I will say - I do agree the lips (as I said before) are very, very, very unattractive - biggest flaw... Body is mint.

Agreed. Body is fine. Very fine.

And I do not think she is a great person...

*Finally comparing pictures of someone nearly 10 years ago and saying they were better before (say when she was 19) - is kinda unfair...

Might seem unfair but because I'm not on Instagram i just found the pic from earlier in the thread of her when she was 19 or 20 before botox played havoc with God's creation.

 

[Munich]

If you admit you made up the part about multiple online articles stating she is 35 I'll view that as leveling with me.



How do you work that one out?

I originally responded to your comment at #1,045 where you said she is mid 30's. I disagreed with that and said she is still in her twenties, which she is.



If you saw my partner you would say I'm batting way out of my league.



I said she looked better before the work. The comment about chewing the arm off was just a joke for shits and giggles as I explained later #1,051.




In some photos she looks great. In the photo I posted - not so great.



Agreed. Body is fine. Very fine.



Might seem unfair but because I'm not on Instagram i just found the pic from earlier in the thread of her when she was 19 or 20 before botox played havoc with God's creation.

I always laugh when men talk about women and botox.

It's clear you have NFI what botox is/does.

 

[Paul Medhurst]

Let's settle the age once & for all Born in 1996.

To be completely fair - this post is from jan 13, meaning she’ll be 30 in just 2 and a half weeks

 

[Paul Medhurst]

And ffs.

There’s been a lot of unsubstantiated shit talked in here and it’s all good for a laugh but a line needs to be drawn.

To all the absolute ****wit, simplord 5000s in here spouting how Tess is undeniably the most objectively attractive thing on this planet - can you type the words subjective opinion into google and educate yourself? If you have some sort of developmental issue and are into things like her then that’s fine, but trying to ram it down our throats that we’re objectively wrong for not agreeing with you.. well I guess it goes hand in hand with the developmental issues that would make you attracted to her.

 

[BillyElliott]

To be completely fair - this post is from jan 13, meaning she’ll be 30 in just 2 and a half weeks

Yes, that's what being born in 1996 means...

 

[Paul Medhurst]

And pps, ffffs or whatever…

Finally did a deep dive on young Beau and **** me… unsure how it took Jules 2 years to realise

 

[Paul Medhurst]

Yes, that's what being born in 1996 means...

It means you will be 30 in 2026. Does not specifically mean you will be 30 in the first 2 weeks of 2026.

See no one had made note of the fact her birthday is Jan 13. See how I was the first person to do that? And see how it makes her nearly a year older than if her birthday was in say.. December?

 

[HitTheNailOnTheHead]

It's clear you have NFI what botox is/does.

I always thought I had a pretty good understanding not only about what botox is (a neurotoxin) but also what it does. Please go ahead though. Educate me and the other readers on where you think I've gone wrong.

 

[BillyElliott]

It means you will be 30 in 2026. Does not specifically mean you will be 30 in the first 2 weeks of 2026.

See no one had made note of the fact her birthday is Jan 13. See how I was the first person to do that? And see how it makes her nearly a year older than if her birthday was in say.. December?

 

[bungalow_bill]

And pps, ffffs or whatever…

Finally did a deep dive on young Beau and **** me… unsure how it took Jules 2 years to realise

Yeah he's a mini Lachie.