I continually asked the track coach about joining the team but he just kept giving me the run-around.
Lame Jokes Part 2
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If a cow is being fed properly but doesn't give milk there must be an udder reason.
Hotel maids are experts with spread sheets.
Outdoor lights were put up at a golf course - for people who liked swinging nightclubs.
You have just dominated this thread Bomber!
I used to be a railroad conductor, but my boss found out I wasn't trained.
The Irish government is wealthy because its capital is always Dublin.
Have you heard about the lawyer's word processor?
No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.
Quivorir
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Last night I dreamt I was writing Lord of the Rings. Turns out I was Tolkien in my sleep.
TubbsFarquhar
TheBrownDog
A man fell into a mincer and lost the whole left side of his body, but he's all right now.
King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.
Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it."
"But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested.
"Don't you know who I am? I am the king!" Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."
Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it."
"But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested.
"Don't you know who I am? I am the king!" Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
A thesaurus.
Bloody hell bomber, your a champ at this, keep it up hahaha
Why couldn't the 12 year old get into the pirate movie??
Because it was rated "Arrrgh"
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear
Because it was rated "Arrrgh"
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
How much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
A buck-an-ear
TubbsFarquhar
TheBrownDog
It's not that I didn't know how to juggle, I just didn't have the balls
TubbsFarquhar
TheBrownDog
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang at first but then it came back to me.
Never ask a boxer for a drink because they're tight fisted.
Did you hear about the guy who planted bullets?
He wanted to see a lot of little shoots.
He wanted to see a lot of little shoots.
My favorite rapper is the Easter bunny, he's really in to hip hop.
Being burned at the stake is a rare experience but is seldom well done.
If you work in a bakery you may have to take on many roles.
The careless pyromaniac made an ash of himself.
When I'm feeling tired at work I just use my smart phone to download a nap.
