Lawn Vermin

[Yellow Feathers]

Hi there fellow BF posters,

I'm having a bit of trouble with Gophers, Voles, and of course, the cunningly elusive Lemming.
They are making a damned nuisance in my back yard- digging up the lawn and what-not. I'm afraid I'm yet to trap one or encourage them to move on.

Any tips for young players?

 

[courtjester]

Not sure sir. They certainly wreak havoc on my croquet lawn, so if you get an answer, let me know.

 

[Hairy Lager]

Rent Caddy Shack?

 

[Selective Retention]

Build a James Hird statue at your local cliff, that will get rid of the lemmings at least.

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

call an expert

 

[Hairy Lager]

Great post, odd thread hey?

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

Great post, odd thread hey?

truly bizarre...