Let's sing some Carols

[Kapow!!!]

Since it's Christmas Eve, let's get into the spirit of Christmas and post some Carols. They can be cliche carol, funny carols, Aussie Carols, anything to get into the spirit of Christmas.

And Mog, Ricketts and Docker_azza, if you are going to post in this thread make it a carol, not just "By posting in every Christmas thread my post count goes up a bit", okay?

Good.


Merry Christmas

Kapow!!!

P.S I would post some but I only know a few words of most of them

 

[Kapow!!!]

P.P.S Yes this is also a troll attempt (my first) in an attempt to:

a) P!$$ of Total Package
and
b) P!$$ of any other person who hates Christmas

 

[SaveFeriss]

You will not be able to stay home, brother.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John
Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to eat
hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be brought to you by the
Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie
Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the nubs.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds
thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Brother.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie May
pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that color television into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
or report from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down
brothers in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of Whitney Young being
run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process.
There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion.

Green Acres, The Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville
Junction will no longer be so damned relevant, and
women will not care if ******** finally gets down with
Jane on Search for Tomorrow because Black people
will be in the street looking for a brighter day.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
news and no pictures of hairy armed women
liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb,
Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be right back after a message
bbout a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your
bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath.
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat.

The revolution will not be televised, will not be televised,
will not be televised, will not be televised.
The revolution will be no re-run brothers;
The revolution will be live.

 

[Fullarton Power]

We three kings of Victoria Square
Selling Ladies' underwear
With no elastic, it's fantastic
Buy it for five cents a pair!

-------------------------

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to see Port Adelaide win away.....

 

[cfap4002]

******** Xmas.

 

[Karbassiyoon]

just thought i'd come in here and say that i'd rather listen to gothic slayer rock than christmas carols

i'd rather listen to casey donovan than christmas carols

i'd rather listen to scandal'us than christmas carols

i'd rather listen to the dockers club song than christmas carols

i'd rather listen to a fat man emptying his intestines in a toilet bowl than christmas carols, or any form of christmas music

in fact its almost insulting that music can include christmas stuff

 

[sainters]

i'd rather listen to casey donovan than christmas carols

U must really hate Christmas carols

 

[choc_a_holic]

We wish you a merry christmas, and a happy new year.

 

[Chemical]

Uptown girl
Shes been living in a white bread world...

 

[Karbassiyoon]

U must really hate Christmas carols

well....that one was a lie

i'd cut off both my legs and fill my ears with the tendins so as to block out all forms of noise if i had a choice between one or the other

 

[YOTC]

well....that one was a lie

i'd cut off both my legs and fill my ears with the tendins so as to block out all forms of noise if i had to listen to Karbassiyoon

A few Christmas Carols are good, the rest are annoying...........

 

[Mog]

And Mog, Ricketts and Docker_azza, if you are going to post in this thread make it a carol, not just "By posting in every Christmas thread my post count goes up a bit", okay?

By replying to all these christmas threads my post count increases significantly...

 

[SaveFeriss]

just thought i'd come in here and say that i'd rather listen to gothic slayer rock than christmas carols

i'd rather listen to casey donovan than christmas carols

i'd rather listen to scandal'us than christmas carols

i'd rather listen to the dockers club song than christmas carols

i'd rather listen to a fat man emptying his intestines in a toilet bowl than christmas carols, or any form of christmas music

in fact its almost insulting that music can include christmas stuff

Killjoy!

Nah I agree, Christams carols are for the tone-deaf and dead.

Plus Ive never liked anyone called Carol.

 

[lioness]

Ah, nothing like some Beach Boys tunes on Christmas morning.


Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick
Christmas comes this time each year
Oooooooo oooooooo

Well, way up north where the air gets cold
There's a tale about Christmas that you've all been told
And a real famous cat all dressed up in red
And he spends the whole year workin' out on his sled

It's the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick
It's the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick

Just a little bobsled we call it old Saint Nick
But she'll walk a toboggan with a four speed stick
She's candy-apple red with a ski for a wheel
And when Santa hits the gas, man, just watch her peel

It's the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick
It's the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick

Run run reindeer
Run run reindeer
Whoaa
Run run reindeer
Run run reindeer

He don't miss no one

And haulin' through the snow at a frightenin' speed
With a half a dozen deer with Rudy to lead
He's gotta wear his goggles 'cause the snow really flies
And he's cruisin' every pad with a little surprise

It's the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick
It's the little Saint Nick
Ooooo, little Saint Nick

Ahhhhhh
Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick
Christmas comes this time each year


Ahhhhhh
Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick
Christmas comes this time each year

Ahhhhhh
Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick
Christmas comes this time each year

Ahhhhhh
Oooooooo
Merry Christmas Saint Nick
Christmas comes this time each year

 

[Total Package]

P.P.S Yes this is also a troll attempt (my first) in an attempt to:

a) P!$$ of Total Package
and
b) P!$$ of any other person who hates Christmas

You succeeded.

 

[Effes]

You succeeded.

How has your day with the family been TP?

 

[Karbassiyoon]

Killjoy!

Nah I agree, Christams carols are for the tone-deaf and dead.

Plus Ive never liked anyone called Carol.

lets not get started on people called carol

there is only one way to spell karol

 

[Ricketts]

Carols?

"Gllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaa"

 

[Leper]

Carols?

"Gllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaa"

There's been a lot of talk about this next song.

Maybe maybe too much talk.

This song is not a rebel song.

This song is Sunday, Bloody Sunday.....

 

[goalsneek]

(for all you melbourne cricket fans)

'tis the season to use brollies, tralalalala