Life Tricks

[Commissioner Gordon]

When selling marijuana to children, you can just buy some crappy kiff or leaf, spray it with Mortein and hte kids will still get high off it while you smoke the profits.

 

[Cruyff14]

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Batman ref, good work.

 

[ash_1050]

How often do you miss on a high five???

I tend to miss when laying on my side at the time. Something to do with skewed hand/eye cordination I'd imagine.

 

[The Passenger]

How often do you miss on a high five???

looking at their elbow works well. it's weird.

not so much a life trick but an essential life skill. every male should know how to dry shave... cause one day your gonna have to do it. and you'll never know when.

 

[exe ex machina]

 

[raskolnikov]

According to Facebook if you are being held up at an ATM put your pin in reverse order and it summons the police.

 

[moistie]

SAVE money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate

 

[raskolnikov]

SAVE money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate

So my new name is WFZ.675 . Dubya for short.

 

[LiZ4RD]

According to Facebook if you are being held up at an ATM put your pin in reverse order and it summons the police.

Works best on pins like 0110, 7227....

 

[JuddsABlue]

The reverse pin is a hoax

Best thing you could do is break your card in half if you have something in your account worth losing

 

[ClarkeM]

SAVE money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate

Spoken like a true pasta-farian

 

[Simple Jack]

Spoken like a true pasta-farian

We are around from time to time.

 

[Smoooothy]

can confirm this works. my old work's elevator used to work exactly as described here

 

[Poseidon]

If this elevator trick works then my life has been changed.

 

[Silent Alarm]

I'm way too worried it'd jam the elevator...

 

[MarcusP2]

If this elevator trick works then my life has been changed.

Your life remains the same. It's a well known urban legend.

 

[LouisCK]

Yeah, in actual fact the 'door close' button on 99% of elevators doesn't actually work.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Yeah, in actual fact the 'door close' button on 99% of elevators doesn't actually work.

In most cases it works if you are a fireman operating the lift using the fire key (ie you really are in a hurry!) but for the rest of us it's just something to press that gives you a feeling of being in control when the doors close.

 

[Caesar]

Invent your own Asian dressing - just throw together four ingredients that are sweet, sour, salty and spicy, then balance to taste. e.g. lemon juice (sour), fish sauce (salty), a bit of sugar (sweet) and a chopped chilli (spicy).

Good for salads, marinades, stir fries, whatever. As long as you stick to the four Ss you can basically substitute whatever you have in your pantry.

 

[Shell]

When you give someone a high five, watch their elbow and you won't miss.

I posted this last year- learnt it off an episode of "Dont Tell the Bride", so go figure!!!!

 

[Cruyff14]

I posted this last year- learnt it off an episode of "Dont Tell the Bride", so go figure!!!!

Haha, a friend told me.