Lights above Melbourne

[Tormented Tiger]

It's 2 am and I'm watching the best 1 day cricket game ever when I went outside to have a scoob. Laying back on the banana lounge choofing staring into the clouds and a round light appears. Next thing it exploded into an expanding shock wave ring.

Almost got up and ran inside but instead took another toke as the light reformed again and then exploded outwards again. At this time the neighbors cooling system was freaking me out. Again the round light appeared again and noticed it was above the "G".
Must be doing a trial for the opening ceremony on Wednesday I guess/hope.

 

[Binxy]

 

[The Dice Man]

Yep any credability for it being a UFO disappeared after you said you were punchin cones

Much more likely that the government is testing the new and top secret air-borne and invisible defence sheild. Ive heard of them testing such things up here at Canungra where there is always strange lights in the sky (strangely I happen to notice them most when I go out the back for a billy too...Very weird).

 

[Tormented Tiger]

Thanks for the tip Dice Man.

Something strange is happening, I also think I remember seeing the Aussies post a 434 ODI score and then the chokers chase it down.

Much more likely that the government is testing the new and top secret air-borne and invisible defence sheild.

Do you know if this defence system is the 1 using the Hydro-carbon crystals ? If so it could explain why it's damp in Melbourne this morning.

 

[Captain Sensible]

Something strange is happening, I also think I remember seeing the Aussies post a 434 ODI score and then the chokers chase it down.

Now we know you're on drugs. As if.

Do you know if this defence system is the 1 using the Hydro-carbon crystals ? If so it could explain why it's damp in Melbourne this morning.

I'm sure that hydro fits into the equation somewhere.



I used to see things when I was choofing outside. Now I choof inside and the problems solved.

 

[Stakerz]

At about 10:30 last night i was out the front and i saw a red light in the sky down towards the city.... it then exploded into this bright white light... then it went to a red light and flew higher into the air and then it flew over my house... in the end it was a helicopter but i have no idea why the white light exploded

 

[Binxy]

Is anyone on this board not on drugs?

 

[RoosterLad]

Drummond

 

[Tormented Tiger]

Is anyone on this board not on drugs?

Mr Hands convinced the whole worlds on drugs.

 

[Croat tiger]

 

[Captain Sensible]

Is anyone on this board not on drugs?

 

[StTassle]

Is anyone on this board not on drugs?

Can't vouch for anyone else but I'm definately not....course that more than likely makes me extremely boring looking at the start of this post.

 

[The Dice Man]

Can't vouch for anyone else but I'm definately not....course that more than likely makes me extremely boring looking at the start of this post.

You dont smoke? You dont drink alcohol or coffee? You dont take prescription medicines?

 

[StTassle]

OOOps!! guess I fit in rather well then, trouble is those prescription thingys don't give me any pretty lights to look at!

 

[StTassle]

and yes I do drink a little coffee and not enough alcohol

 

[The Dice Man]

OOOps!! guess I fit in rather well then, trouble is those prescription thingys don't give me any pretty lights to look at!

Dr Dice reccomends staying awake for 3 days straight on coffee, and triple your medication dosage and you'll be seein lights in the corner of your eyes like you've never seen em before. Taking your tripled medication with hard spirits is also advised.

That'll be $75.00 thank you.

 

[nicho_magic]

have another puff... the lot of you

 

[Stakerz]

have another puff... the lot of you

I don't smoke

 

[mantis]

Is anyone on this board not on drugs?

Are you talking legal or illegal drugs? I'm not on illegal drugs, only alcohol.

 

[Kingpin]

have another puff... the lot of you

Don't mind if I do. Thanks nich!!

 

[The Dice Man]

Are you talking legal or illegal drugs? I'm not on illegal drugs, only alcohol.

Over 80% of people in our penal systems are in there for crimes committed under the influence of alcohol.

 

[Monkster]

Over 80% of people in our penal systems are in there for crimes committed under the influence of alcohol.

46.6% of statistics are made up on the spot

 

[Captain Sensible]

46.6% of statistics are made up on the spot

Source?

 

[The Dice Man]

46.6% of statistics are made up on the spot

It's actually 92%


But Im not crappin on. I read in Law Enforcement Weekly (kind of a New Idea for Cops) that statistic a few years back. (maybe this bit is made up)

Id personally guarantee that there are far more people in prison fro acts committed under the influence of grog, than drugs.

But in saying that, Im sure quite a few of them are crimes also committed in order to secure drugs, cash for drugs or something along those lines.


When you think about it, it makes sense that most crimes are committed under the influence for many reasons, a couple being that people do stupid things they normally wouldnt do sober, and also alcohol gives dutch courage. If I was about to whack someone, I sure as hell know Id need something to get the courage up.

 

[Captain Sensible]

When you think about it, it makes sense that most crimes are committed under the influence for many reasons, a couple being that people do stupid things they normally wouldnt do sober, and also alcohol gives dutch courage. If I was about to whack someone, I sure as hell know Id need something to get the courage up.

And alcohol is more readily available and it's actually legal. You'd also have the figure increased by people who are inside for cupable/drunk driving, manslaughter and drink driving offences.