Make up an AFL knock knock joke

[Duritz]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Kurt.

Kurt who?

Kurt Tippett into my brother's account, no one will ever find out.

 

[Duritz]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

James.

James who?

James Hird Essendon had a good list WTF went wrong?

 

[Cutty]

Knock Knock.

Whos the-eeeaaaarrrrghhhhhh

MILNED!!!

 

[AlterRob]

Knock knock.

 

[Bennett.]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

melbourne

 

[skipjack]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

3 Votes.

3 Votes who?

(Sunglasses)

Chris Judd.


YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.

 

[Plugger35]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Crazy.

Crazy who?

Crazy Vossy, I want to recruit your fridge and washing machine to the Brisbane Lions FC for a couple of first round draft picks.

 

[skipjack]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Free kick.

Free kick who?

(Sunglasses)

Joel Selwood.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

 

[iBeng]

Knock knock.

Whos there?

Melbournes recruitment Staff.

Stuff off, I actually want a career in AFL.

 

[Plugger35]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Norf

Oh FFS I've already given you campaigners money

 

[AlterRob]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Norf

Oh FFS I've already given you sillys money

Lol.

 

[Vikingblood]

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tippett
Tippett who?
Tippett into my bank and I'll be in Sydney soon. Oh wait...

 

[emblurr]

Hayden Ballantyne doing knock knocks.

 

[db swannie]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Stephen who?
Stephen Milne.
Go away!! (Sounds of clothes being torn, etc)

 

[MrZregory]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Hayden

Hayden who?

Hayden 'I'm so shit" Ballantyne

Hehehe

 

[Oh Darling]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita good laugh... show me Melbourne's playing list again.

 

[Jab]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Stephen Milne
Stephen Miln....
Too late, I'm already in!

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Stokesy
Stokesy Who ?
**** up Buddy and let me in. I've only got a minute and I have to head to another mates house.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Knock Knock.....

Knock Knock.....

*sounds of break an enter*




Knock Knock

Pawn Shop!.. Oh Hi Laurence Angwin back again I see

Hi I got DVDs, a TV and DVD for sale

 

[Piston]

Knocking Knocking

What doing?

Whylate?

Whylate who?

Whylate my sistah's wagina!


It's a crrrrracker, isn't it?? ****ing!

Sandeep

 

[Duritz]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Collingwood.

Collingwood who?

Collingwood like to **** your dog.

 

[Hodge is God]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Sydney.

Sydney who?

You know who it is Andy...

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

Knock Knock.

Carlton are scum.

 

[themarkedman72]

knock knock.

who's there?

Carl.

carl who?

carl ton of cheating going on.

OK thats shit.

try again


Knock knock.

who there?

Gee.

Gee who?

Gee long time since you won a flag.


OK only works prior to 2007

Bugger I give in. I suck at this.

 

[Vilipend]

Knock Knock.

Carlton are scum.

Knock Knock.

Mod mentality. Awesome!