Toast Matt Rosa

[jdisc]

so im parked at the shops a few days ago, when i see matt rosa walk by. i crank down the window to yell "mattyyy whats up mate?". to which he responds "hey mate how's it going?"

just like to take a moment to toast matt for being a good bloke and calling me his mate.

discuss.

 

[kane249]

Stop stalking people

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Actually, I was standing right behind you. He was talking to me.

#awkward

 

[jdisc]

matt also told me swifty quit the club because of abuse on bigfooty and that woosh was devastated because he had just gotten over an injury that was holding him back for the last 3 years

 

[Keys]

matt also told me swifty quit the club because of abuse on bigfooty and that woosh was devastated because he had just gotten over an injury that was holding him back for the last 3 years

You managed to extrapolate all that from "hey mate how's it going"

Well done

 

[jdisc]

You managed to extrapolate all that from "hey mate how's it going"

Well done

no of course not, it was written on the front of his shirt

 

[Keys]

no of course not, it was written on the front of his shirt

You said he told you though. Did he read it out aloud

 

[jdisc]

You said he told you though. Did he read it out aloud

i saw there was text written on his shirt but i couldnt read what it said, so i said "matt, whats written on your shirt?"

then a tree caught fire in a park near the shops, and matt ran over there to battle the blaze. punches were flying, and he eventually got the fire under control. he had to take his shirt off at one point to battle the blaze, it was at that moment i decided i would go and grab the shirt to finally figure out what it said.

matt quickly grabbed the shirt from me and said "keep your hands off my custom made shirt which says 'swifty quit the club because of abuse on bigfooty and woosh was devastated because he had just gotten over an injury that was holding him back for the last 3 years'!"

 

[Forward Press]

You said he told you though. Did he read it out aloud

 

[jdisc]

you fail at posting images

did you mean,

 

[Keys]

You trying to outdo thorney in the writing stakes

And I can't see that pic fp so **** you or thanks or lol or all three

 

[Tiff]

Cranking the window? Do you drive a T-Model?

 

[Forward Press]

I'm confused, like Tom Swift's hairdo.

Thorney's fiction, so Ghoss isn't really trying to outdo him there. Are you telling me that his story about Matt Rosa is fake?

 

[Keys]

Embellished

 

[jdisc]

I'm confused, like Tom Swift's hairdo.

i dont think that's the issue here

 

[jdisc]

You trying to outdo thorney in the writing stakes

nah because my story got straight to the point and didnt stretch over a few weeks

i love your work thorne

 

[Forward Press]

So are you telling me Matt Rosa isn't your mate?

 

[Keys]

Wow. Why is coxy in the background and what did you do to your hair ghossein

 

[jdisc]

So are you telling me Matt Rosa isn't your mate?

rosa is a good bloke, and he called me his mate

this is all we know at this point

 

[TheLad!]

rosa is a good bloke, and he called me his mate

this is all we know at this point

 

[LeCrassic]

Awesome.........


TOTY

 

[Ochre]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

[Suma Magic]

I delivered a pizza to Andrew Donnelly around ten years ago. Whilst he didn't call me mate he was very drunk and he had a few shirt buttons undone...

 

[Carbine Chaos]

I delivered a pizza to Andrew Donnelly around ten years ago. Whilst he didn't call me mate he was very drunk and he had a few shirt buttons undone...

I want to read this story. Does it have a climax?

 

[TheLad!]

I want to read this story. Does it have a climax?

"oh pizza man, i have nothing to pay you with."
[sumamagic puts on his seediest smile] "i think we can sort something out"