Roast Meet you Behind the Bike shed after school thread (not for doctors and nurses)

[Stronzo]

Thought this could be a good thread to have a crack at someone that has been pissing you off on the board.

Let me get the ball rolling by saying to IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN you are a terrible poster and you need a kick in the bladder.

 

[Proud Bogan]

Since this opportunity has been afforded to us:

Apuchar is a hypocritical bitch, who thinks that deleting her inflammatory, and factually incorrect, posts absolves her from all wrong-doing.

She also thinks that sucking up to Mods is the way to go....loves that button, (but not her own it seems).


And... @IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN you are a terrible poster and you need a kick in the bladder.

 

[Nickos66]

6 char.

 

[Arcassius]

Thought this could be a good thread to have a crack at someone that has been pissing you off on the board.

Let me get the ball rolling by saying to IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN you are a terrible poster and you need a kick in the bladder.

Stronzo if you were a turd, you'd be a turtle, poking your head out momentarily to greet the world before withdrawing back into your warm cosy residence - frustrating the s**t out of every arsehole in existence.

 

[Clay Davis]

Angry rant.

Angry rant with a few more words to emphasise the point I made in the previous sentence where I angrily ranted.

A few tangential words to make me look like I am joking.

Angry rant.

A few nice words to make it look like I am not completely insane.

Angry rant.

Angry rant but possibly a joke.

Swear word.

Angry rant.

 

[Proud Bogan]

Thanks Clay.

Why u so mad?

 

[Clay Davis]

I was just mocking someone.

 

[Proud Bogan]

I was just mocking someone.

****en shut up, you sick little idiot.

 

[Clay Davis]

Angry rant with swear word.

 

[Clay Davis]

@IAMJUNGLEMUFFIN you are a terrible poster and you need a kick in the bladder.

 

[Proud Bogan]

narcissist!

 

[Clay Davis]

I'm not the one with a picture of themselves as their avatar.

 

[Proud Bogan]

I'm not the one with a picture of themselves as their avatar.

and still you fap incessantly

 

[Clay Davis]

Yeah, default icons of soccer balls get my motor runnin'.

 

[Stronzo]

Angry rant.

Angry rant with a few more words to emphasise the point I made in the previous sentence where I angrily ranted.

A few tangential words to make me look like I am joking.

Angry rant.

A few nice words to make it look like I am not completely insane.

Angry rant.

Angry rant but possibly a joke.

Swear word.

Angry rant.

KicketPunchesRead?

 

[Stronzo]

Stronzo if you were a turd, you'd be a turtle, poking your head out momentarily to greet the world before withdrawing back into your warm cosy residence - frustrating the s**t out of every arsehole in existence.

Wasn't aware that turtles were a form of turd. Thanks for the revelation Mr Attenborough.

Up yours.

 

[Proud Bogan]

Now to lure yakka man in here for the lulz and tears.

 

[Nickos66]

I'll fight all of you, but I don't know if it's morally ethical to engage in fisticuffs with team captains and club legends.

 

[Arcassius]

Up yours.

Exactly my point, frustrating s**t.

 

[Arcassius]

I'll fight all of you, but I don't know if it's morally ethical to engage in fisticuffs with team captains and club legends.

I only throw crap at people I like

 

[Nickos66]

I only throw crap at people I like

Why do you hate me so?

Where's the scat love?

 

[peppy la pew]

Angry rant.

Angry rant with a few more words to emphasise the point I made in the previous sentence where I angrily ranted.

A few tangential words to make me look like I am joking.

Angry rant.

A few nice words to make it look like I am not completely insane.

Angry rant.

Angry rant but possibly a joke.

Swear word.

Angry rant.

Hey muffin how did you hack into Clay's account ?

Give yourself an uppercut to the bladder

 

[Proud Bogan]

In other news.

Filthy fat pig, Gina Reinhart, (did I mention that she is morbidly obese and smells), is getting her football field sized arse sued off by the Wright family.

Come at me apuchar, you whiny bitch.

 

[Arcassius]

In other news.

Filthy fat pig, Gina Reinhart, (did I mention that she is morbidly obese and smells), is getting her football field sized arse sued off by the Wright family.

Come at me apuchar, you whiny bitch.

You sir should be ashamed - derogatory to pigs everywhere

 

[Stronzo]

Bradesmaen needs a kick in the bladder as well. Shitful poster.

May Mzungu take a dump on your chest.